[lizclimo]

[ithelpstodream]

[tastefullyoffensive]

“You’re about this fat, see?” (via schizoduckie)

[tastefullyoffensive]

Left.

[gifbro]

[4gifs]

The point of no return

[tastefullyoffensive]

Is your dad Ron Swanson? (via blooper2112)

[jigglypuffsvevo]

[surprisebitch]

i dont get this.. is receiving a text really a bad scenario? what are you hoping for??? a call??

[callmehass]

carlos it’s a bulbasaur they’re talking about pokemon go and how they’d rather encounter a pokemon then receive a text

[brokenheartedcubscout]

[tastefullyoffensive]

Dreams do come true. (via jjmontaldo)

[paintedreptile]

I was working upstairs when I hear one of our baby leopard geckos start screaming. Normally they only scream when threatened, but this particular guy screams at almost everything. Turns out there was a small fly in his cage that was bothering him.

Yes the fly was removed afterwards.

[conceptblogfromaconcepthuman]

[cabbagefuneral-deactivated20160]

marina and the diamonds and naruto were both born on october 10th… i knew that lana and sasuke are both cancers and are also literally the same person.. so i was like.. i wonder if lady gaga and sakura are the same sign and they were actually both born on march 28th…. what on earth

[cabbagefuneral-deactivated20160]

[hufflepuffandtea-deactivated202]

What do we do with this information?

[seeee-ya-deactivated20150709]

why is everything everyone else does so loud

[direhuman]

FREAKING OUT ABOUT WHAT JUST SHOWED UP AT THE TOY STORE

[tastefullyoffensive]

He’s so proud of himself. (via RaymondBrian01)

[tastefullyoffensive]

Matt Borgelt’s interactive Pokémon GO Halloween costume.

[tyleroakley]

incredible??

[tastefullyoffensive]

Hello darkness, my old friend… (via heIdbyhes)

[mount-bo]

priest: you may now kiss the -

me: *bursts into chapel*

priest: what the -

me: there's a charmander in here

priest: *takes phone out of robes* holy shit