borg sys

He/Him Adult

[sreegs]

turning a big dial taht says "pjackk is banned" on it and constantly looking for approval like a contestant on the price is right

[mtf-the-gathering]

getting banned over a glitched report that was never actually filed, only to be unbanned out of nowhere 3 months later and then immediately banned again within a matter of hours, is honestly the most pjackk thing to ever happen to someone on this site

[wild-yellow-yonder]

hope everyone enjoyed the 3-hour window of access to vintage pjackk posts because the body is back in the ground now

[longseasons]

does anyone like me and want to understand me

[teaboot]

My mom likes to tell me about how when I was a little kid riding public transport with her I'd always smile and giggle and chat with weird old ladies who smelled like cat pee and homeless folks and strangers dressed in bizarre outfits but any time a tidy and respectable businessman in a suit and tie waved at me I'd immediately clam up, and she takes a great deal of pride in my supposed inherentability to clock personalities but the truth is I do vaguely remember those bus rides, and it was never about the clothes or the hair or the smell, but more because everyone "strange" asked interesting questions and listened to what I had to say and seemed to think about what I said while the neat and tidy and rigid folks only ever acted like they were going through the motions, which was boring as hell and also pretty annoying

[teaboot]

Well-to-do finance manager with tidy shoes: "Why hello, sweetheart. Can you say 'hi'? Aren't you cute. Are you on a trip with your mom?"

4 year old me: why must we do this

Fantastic old woman in the leopard print coat: "Why yes, my tooth IS real silver! Nobody ever asks me that. Do you like cats?"

4 year old me, suddenly paying attention: Finally, A Person Of Intellect

[gloriousclio]

Luke Skywalker put away his targeting computer to destroy the Death Star so I don't need AI to help me write an email.

[despazito]

It's actually super unethical to keep a peeve as a pet

[calihunt]

I’ve really been enjoying the book Project Hail Mary (wanted to see the movie, but I got into the book a little too late to catch it in theaters), so I decided to make a hardcover book sleeve to keep my paperback copy safe.

My first attempt was too small despite my measurements (I forgot to factor in the glue seams, the paperback cover would go in), so I didn’t trim the second cover. It’s definitely a bit big on the book, but I’m just pleased it can go in and out with relative ease. I made it green on the inside for Adrian, and used red ribbon on the borders for the Petrova line.

At first I only put the Hail Mary on it, but my creative mind engaged and started coming up with other things to add to it.

I also made a little Grace for the end of the built in bookmark out of Shrinky Dinks (this one was a failed attempt, the hole needed to be bigger for the ribbon to fit through).

And here’s the finished book sleeve in all its glory!

The nice thing about leaving the book cover untrimmed is that there’s enough space to protect little Grace when sitting on the bookshelf.

[thefrontbutches]

oh my god. that was the best book i’ve ever read. literally had me crying multiple times. oh my god

(this post is about project hail mary)

[finzerr]

“shhhh dw” i say as i infect you with my aroace grace propaganda

and rocky disgusted by all human romance things. i think kissing would be terrifying to him.

[perplexed-penguin]

Walking up to everyone I know holding up Project Hail Mary and begging them to read it.

[aro-absol]

I can't wait for the Project Hail Mary movie to release on DVD or Blu-Ray. I want to watch it so bad!

I read the Project Hail Mary novel in autumn last year and absolutely loved it. It was one of those books that had me staring at a wall after finishing. When I looked up fan content online to fill that Rocky-and-Grace-shaped void, I was stoked to the film coming out. I really wanted to go see it in the cinema. Unfortunately, I missed the time window!

I know it's on Amazon Prime by now, but I don't have a subscription, and I don't want to get one for just a single movie. Plus, I want to get it as physical media anyway.

Ever since the film released, I've had so much PHM content pop up on all my social media, and since I've come back from my hiatus here on tumblr, I've seen even more.

Grace is so aroace coded, and I think he's the first main character in a mainstream film who is a popular aroace headcanon. Besides, PHM is a story that puts emphasis on a platonic relationship and has little to no romance. As a representation-starved aro, it made me feel seen.

I enjoyed it so much, and I'd love to interact with more fan content online, but it's weird when I haven't watched the movie yet. Argh!

[chinzhilla-archive]

You sure you wanna leave? ... Oh well, you'll join us someday.

Over the Garden Wall, episode 2

[viralfrog]

[definitely-not-a-plant]

ah yes, lasagna

[yharnamsnewslug]

He doesn't show her face. He tries not to laugh at a basic question so she's not embarrassed. Films his reaction, and is so kind. This is SUCH a good video.

[djbodyhorror]

your mom jokes don't work when you know someone too well. I would never be in bed with such a wicked woman. That's not even what I had your mom saying last night. I wouldn't speak to her.

[noctude]

my sister: when does the show come out. with the two gay men

me: the???

her: the two gay men. one big one little.

me: one big one little???????

her: they have red chairs

me: .......TASK, MASTER......

[noctude]

i watched her struggle to write a response to this for fifteen to twenty minutes and this is what she came up with

[strike-another-match]

"christian characters in movies are poorly written because the writers are atheist" "atheist characters in movies are poorly written because the writers are christian" stop fighting. all human experience is poorly written in movies because the writers are californian

[mirrorfalls]