worm worm

please read my byf first (She/Her) Navigation

[hivs]

[sleepbby]

no offence but I literally can’t quit caring bout someone so if I no longer give a shit u really messed up

[recentgooglesearches]

donkey kong smashing a barrel over your head vr experience

[lesbianvenom]

ominously hetero is my new fave term

[anicream]

H-H-H-HOT

[rcktpwr]

I know it's a joke but I cringed so hard when you called plugs gauges

you:

[dwelldreamer]

I never understood why a girl is always suppose to be that ride or die chick that stays with a man and helps him build and become the man she deserves but a guy is never told to stay with a woman while she finds herself. A guy will always look for that perfect woman but we are suppose to settle for a building project?! Fuck that.

[thotianadinell]

I love seeing posts like these because it really makes me realize how much I’ve been conditioned to live to uplift men. We really don’t ever hear about people telling men to stand by a woman when she has nothing and helping her reach her full potential. 

There was this other post about women learning to love what their men love and how men don’t do the same in return and thats so fucking true. 

It just makes feel like I’ve been brainwashed into settling for a partner that really isn’t as great as I probably think he is in my head.

Posts like these really have taught me what to look for in a partner because sometimes I feel like i can’t discern between what I really want and what I’ve been conditioned to want. 

[snowysaur]

tiny hands… my only weakness

[naschamsant-deactivated20210504]

i guess she lives in the ocean now!

[thotketraccoon]

open rp

*kisses*

[didney-worl-no-uta]

WANNA SLAM SOME JAMS WITH ME, LITTLE FLUFF MAN?

[thotketraccoon]

yes!

[phantomdoodler]

HE SCORES

[gecsplaining]

this is the first time I’ve seen one of these posts turn out in a positive way

[rustycorn]

shwoer thoughts

wash ass

[dykeactivities]

pon pon wei wei wei russias greatest love machine

[transhumanisticpanspermia]

the dopest thing about horses is that they’re basically grass engines

like, grass goes in, fast comes out

most things that produce fast (like cheetahs, and cars) use much more heavily processed grass, like horses, and oil

and yet here horses are, producing The Fast with only The Grass

[dreg-heap]

Are you ok

[fakeandgayfakeandgayfakeandgay]

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[druddigon]

yoshi has committed tax fraud

[fakeandgayfakeandgayfakeandgay]

give me proof or i will find you for accusing yoshi of breaking the law!!!!!!!!!!!

[druddigon]

[yourfavoriteshowsscreencaps]

“It Was You! You Were The Small Hairy Man Who Sweated All Over My Posessions!” Grandma Gumbules Confront The Small Hairy MAn NAme Of Stingus In Classic’s Cartoon Episode Of TWo Small Hairy Man’s

[thecatsmustbecrazy]

[thecatsmustbecrazy]

[choemy]