A Mess

There was one day that I saw an ad campaigning for Vermin Supreme that changed my life forever. 90% dogs 10% bad humor

[worthyironman]

with all of these movie reboots i would like to pitch a mean girls reboot staring Chris Evans, Chris Pine, Chis Hemsworth, and Chris Pratt

[clairesapphitz]

he was talking about when you’re a little kid but i relate to this as a college student

[kumagawa]

[graesons]

‘yea i love classical music’ *blasts sabotage by beastie boys*

[boredpanda]

‘Pit Bull Flower Power’ Already Found Homes For 140+ Pits (New Pics)

[kaijufluffs]

I dub them ‘Pretty Pitties’

[toastyhat-deactivated20180203]

one of my favorite tropes is when your group of main characters has been split up for questioning and they’re all answering the same questions in a neatly-spliced montage

[starfieldcanvas]

my favorite trope is when the stories blatantly and hilariously conflict

[madsadcatfish]

i have this headcanon that by the time all of her grandchildren were born molly weasley was knitting more christmas sweaters than she ever thought possible but still she kept knitting

and one day fleur is looking over the christmas photos from last year and notices that every single person is wearing a weasley christmas sweater… except molly

so that year molly opens her christmas presents from bill, fleur and the kids and there’s a hand-crocheted sweater with an “M” on it from her daughter-in-law don’t fucking look at me

[toodrunktofindaurl]

[petalpetal]

I GOT THROWN INTO A COUGHING FIT I WAS LAUGHING SO MUCH WHEN I SAW THIS SCENE

[petalpetal]

[justcatposts]

when ur trying to smile for a pic but have to sneeze at the same time

cute animal vines?

[oekaki-chan]

Pokemon trainers!

[verminsupreme2016-blog]

game npc: hero!! you must save the world from certain destruction!! we have no time left!!

me: k

me: [changes outfit, does three minor quests, changes outfit again, upgrades outfit, does seven more minor quests, runs around punching chickens, changes outfit, completes an entirely separate questline, plays a different video game altogether, changes outfit in real life, plays first videogame again]

me: okay im ready to save the world

game npc: please hurry hero!!

me: actually hold on

me: [changes outfit]

[phoneasmedium]

[ridleydaisy]

[verminsupreme2016-blog]

Me for the past 20 years: I don't know about the Pokemon universe, it just seems so implausible that everything about their society would become so overly focused on Pokemon that every aspect of their lives would revolve around them in every conceivable capacity.

Me over the past week: Oh.

[shattered-earth]

[yamcha]

[oceanadie-deactivated20200903]

This is where I’d live if i was a mermaid

[ashofthelightfae-deactivated201]

@virtuouscuntxxx

[virtuouscuntxxx-deactivated2016]

AHHHHHH I NEED IT

[cagethesongbird]

That’s awesome and I want to swim in it.

[stanleykubricky-deactivated2026]

me when i’m in a goddamn bitch of an unsatisfactory situation: