Stories From College.

And other bullshit

[really3d]

Conic

[vermouthontherocks]

i helped it to be, iconic

[clearsuggestion]

Cutting them off was the right thing to do. You’ll be so much happier. And yes, it’s okay to miss them while you’re at it.

[vermouthontherocks]

Kitchen Nightmares is such a whirlwind of emotions, the first half of the episode makes me sick/ borderline throw up and the people stuff makes me tear up and then the second half makes me so damn hungry. 

Dear Gordon Ramsay could you kitchen nightmare my home?

[romanrgers]

Oscar worthy

[flyingvirgin-deactivated2016071]

this is so pure

[vermouthontherocks]

The best advice I can give to someone: Don’t room with someone who is lactose intolerant (and ignores that fact and eat ice cream all the fucking time) if there is only one bathroom. 

[vermouthontherocks]

My fucking roommates seem to think that we live in a damn barn. I am currently wearing two pairs of socks. 

[prettynerdieworks]

Remembered when season 4 of Hell’s Kitchen started with Gordon Ramsay going deep undercover disguising himself as a contestant?

[awidevastdominion]

a viewing tower for fish made with an old fish tank and a couple of cinder blocks

[vermouthontherocks]

YAS

[bluebeetle]

Freshmen Me: i dont get why older students hate us freshmen so much its so dumb ugh 

Senior Me: who the fuck let all these fucking gremlins into this school

[lucidnee]

you remember when “IDFWU” came out and everybody got out all their anger from their ex. We were cleansed. Thanks to Pastor Big Sean

[shrek2]

this is a social experiment, reblog in the tags where you live, your first language and what you call this

[vermouthontherocks]

Shoutout to the people who have followed me in the last couple a days B)

[nyaizawashouta]

social experiment..........

put ur sign and opinion of salt and vinegar chips in the tags

[buzzfeeduk]

[3vz]

[meepmeepmeep]

[vermouthontherocks]

Big round of applause to the fact that everyone in The Force Awakens was wearing sensible shoes. (Those fuckers were running a LOT)