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versa. any pronouns. made to clog your dash. YouAreTheBrightest234 on AO3 let’s be friends? fandom blog: versasfanficwastedump

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howdy, stranger

you can call me Versa (any pronouns)! I'm a twenty-something paralegal from south Texas currently living in Pennsylvania. I'm also a full-time college student, a foster parent, a baseball fan, and a country music enthusiast.

my personal tags:

#versa speaks - yappin. any post i'm talking in gets this tag

#versa's extraordinary playlist - me n the music. mostly just me dramatically posting lyrics

#versa's paralegal shenanigans - stories from my law office; emphasis on the shenanigans

#versa's queue - the tumblr version of my out-of-office message

if you prefer my fandom nonsense, you can follow my side blog: @versasfanficwastedump

some fun facts about me:

I moved to PA at the beginning of 2024 and am loving living in a place with more than one season

I'm Latino and have so much love for my culture

I've been an EMT, a production manager for a professional theater, an award-winning sound designer, a high school teacher, a preschool teacher, and a vet assistant

I love sports! If they're keeping score, I'm watching. I'm a Yankees fan, a Penn State fan, a Steelers fan, and a Spurs fan, and a Penguins fan. My favorite sports are baseball and bull riding.

I have two cats, Brad and Olivia, who make occasional guest appearances on this blog. I also have two brothers, and sometimes I'll post screenshots of our conversations with the tag #conversations with my brother

I don't have a DNI because nobody reads those anyway, but be chill, yeah?

my dms and ask box are always open and i really love talking with people! I have loooovely moots who I post about all the time, and if you see them, give them a follow. moots can ask for my instagram/discord/irl socials

love and light and all good things ☀️🫶🏼

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yummmm protein!!!

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when the breakup is so bad you make a dentist appointment because you might as well face your worst fear while you’re at it

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UPDATES COME GET YOUR UPDATES HERE

Rumors of my death were greatly exaggerated.

Idk why I was off tumblr for so long I’ve just been recovering from my accident and breaking up with my boyfriend and making a dentist appointment and picking up running and playing video games again and thinking about getting a dog and planning my birthday and

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my favorite bit i do is when someone mentions any Latino actor and I go “you mean my real dad?” esp because it makes my dad so annoyed

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I got my flu shot so that I can meet my friend’s new baby and my arm hurts

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second day back at work and I get to listen to my boss argue with opposing counsel life is amazing ✨

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Spanglish makes me all warm and fuzzy ❤️

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hi I’m so sorry I’m still alive it turns out that getting run over by a vehicle really fucking sucks and concussions somehow suck even more

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they caught the guy who hit us and he’s black, so now I am forced to see the most jaw-droppingly racist comments you’ve ever seen

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guess who is cleared to use screens again!!!!

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oh btw if anyone cares I’m home from the hospital! everything hurts but otherwise I’m just sleeping and going to doctors appointments!

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hi team,

So I got home from the hospital today! I’m really glad to be back in my own bed, but my parents are driving me absolutely fucking crazy.

I made out of the accident with a broken pelvis, a broken hand, bruised, lungs, a concussion, and road rash. All things considered, I’m very very lucky to be alive. The friends who watched me get run over thought they had watched him kill me. on top of that, my friend who is eight months pregnant was also hit by the car. She was not run over like me. The baby and my friend are both perfectly fine, though my friend has a pretty severe concussion with five staples and three stitches in her head. 

I’m definitely still processing this. I haven’t talked to many people about it, even my boyfriend who is there, because it just feels like such a scary thing to be talking about. I have a therapist appointment tomorrow, and I’m hoping we can get a head start on working through it.

Don’t drive drunk. Hug your friends. And always look up both ways before you cross the street.

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an update on my car accident!

So I made out with minor injuries after getting run over. All things considered I’m super super lucky. I have two broken fingers on my left hand, two minor, pelvic fractures, a bruised lung, a male concussion, and some pretty good road rash (see pictures).

i’m finally allowed to get out of bed, and put some weight on my pelvic fractures. It doesn’t hurt as bad as I expected to! I have a walker to use, a special kind since I can’t put weight on my left hand (because it’s broken).

They got me up and walking around, and they hope to send me home tomorrow/today depending on how I feel. I’ve mostly been sleeping, so I think they’ll have other tests for me to do before I can go home. 

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guess who got run over by a car

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I sent my bf this tiktok and he goes “oh so it started today” 😭

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LOOK

I wrote something

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

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