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Dear Spain;

Please accept our most sincere apologies for the orange walrus that was too stupid to get off the stage. If it makes you feel any better, we're not all that crazy about him lumbering around aimlessly [often barking mindlessly while doing so] either.

Getting booed only seems to encourage him. Next time, try a shock prod. Don't worry about accidentally electrocuting him. We won't say anything if you don't.

Congratulations on your victory.

Sincerely; the United States

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UPDATE: And what can we learn from this? Should be obvious: He won't ever go away unless we literally grab him and DRAG him away.