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Alright buckos, I'm finally posting The List.

I'm perfectly fine sharing any of them. My "Forever Mains" are Spamton and Shockwave. Other characters may fluctuate between categories depending on interest.

#f/o list

go-puppy-go

having a comfort character that is an antagonist is so silly sometimes. yeah the fictional serial killer wouldn't treat me like this. i wouldn't be going through this if murder monster 9000 was with me right now

dreamlegend

Snatcher's a shapeshifter so he can take a human form if he wants, but I never really got the feeling he'd choose to look like he did when he was alive. He's gotta be centuries old by now, and has many other reasons to take distance from his young self (if you know his lore you know)

I also see his relationship with Hat Kid as the bickering BFFs they canonically are presented, but if Snatcher indeed was some sorta father figure for the little alien I think he would look like a dad too. The kind of dad that makes morbid jokes and eats all the bacon at the community barbecue

So here's my idea of a human form he'd take. Completely unbiased to my own tastes

#yes good thank you #snatcher #he might have died as a twink but it's very clear that he doesn't really identify with his human form anymore #he's a middle aged corrupt lawyer who never got over his bitter and messy divorce to me #ive never really drawn him humanized because i like drawing him as a cartoon ghost #but on my tomodachi life island he has slicked back hair and a receding hairline #which is totally unbiased by *my* personal tastes don't look at my header image shhh don't worry about it

selfshipdreamworld

Shout out to self-shippers who feel like they're a failure.

Even if you see yourself that way, your F/O never would. They see how hard you're trying and they are so proud of you and your efforts, regardless of the outcome.

They don't care about how many awards you win, they don't care how much money you make, and they don't care if you struggle to do what is "simple" or "easy" for others.

They love you unconditionally, wholly, and indefinitely. You are their second half, and they are so, so proud of you for continuing to get up every morning and face the world, even if it's cruel and unfair in its expectations of you.

You matter. 🤍

#needed this today

prometheus-adam

how it feels to selfship with characters nobody has ever in the history of selfshipping ever selfshipped with before

#sidoh #wouldn't be entirely surprised if there are others out there #but i might well be the first person to openly selfship with him considering ive been doing it for years and have yet to see anyone else

Working on revamping my Star Wars s/i

#my doodles #s/i: glecci refft #love naming star wars ocs because it's just entirely vibes based lmao #might tweak the colors a bit in the future

doomcraz

Sketch preview of some more art to come :P

Also my poor man never gets his turn in star wars animated anthologies ;_;

#general grievous

keelahbutts

I havent grievousposted here in a minute...here he is enjoying some soup!

#general grievous

keelahbutts

Hes just my go to "idk wtf to draw" boredom doodle subject.

#general grievous

tiramegtoons

little spoon of noodle

#others #snatcher

nebbymakesimagines

When you selfship but you also really enjoy the canon ship

roxyandelsewhere

this could change romance metaphors forever

#hmmm.........#spamton #DOWN HERE IN THE GODDAMN [rock bottom] WITH

nikiforoz

#shockwave #my wife

mintaikkcorpse

"If you have a crush on a fictional character, why don't you Y/N yourself with them?" I've tried it, but my fictional crushes are not made for me. They are made for me to admire, and I admire them most when they are with someone else.

Ever since I was a youngin', I knew in my heart that this is where I belonged