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° Emmie | 31 | she/they/anything really ° °My Monster Loving and Selfshipping Blog° °WRITING REQUESTS CLOSED° °Main blog: TheBeardedLadyoftheLake°

[vertebrates-and-pieces]

Alright buckos, I'm finally posting The List.

I'm perfectly fine sharing any of them. My "Forever Mains" are Spamton and Shockwave. Other characters may fluctuate between categories depending on interest.

EMMIE'S OFFICIAL HAREM

-Spamton G Spamton 🩷💛 (Deltarune)

-Shockwave 🟪 (Transformers, pretty much every flavor)

-Hermaeus Mora 📖 (Elder Scrolls)

-Snatcher 🔏 (A Hat in Time)

-Davy Jones 🐙 + Calypso 🌊 (Pirates of the Caribbean) [s/i: Mairenn]

-Hector Barbossa 🍏 (Pirates of the Caribbean) [s/i: Mairenn]

-Master Kohga 🍌 (The Legend of Zelda) [s/i: Emmet]

OTHER CHARACTERS I SELFSHIP WITH

-Doopliss 🔔 (Paper Mario) [s/i: Dimsy]

-Nyarlathotep 🌑 (Cthulhu Mythos)

-Skull Knight 💀 (Berserk)

-Sidoh 🍫 (Death Note)

-Charon 💰 (Hades)

-Beetlejuice 🪲 (cartoon and movie)

-General Grievous (Star Wars) [s/i: I forgot her name but I'll edit it in later]

-Ka'shte 🦁 (Yautja oc) [s/i: Small Hands]

-Jargon 👨 (Star Wars Clone oc)

VICARIOUS

-Godrick the Grafted 🦵 (Elden Ring) [through tarnished oc Hettie]

-Morgott 🍂 (Elden Ring) [through my friend's Tarnished oc Tashi]

-GLaDOS 🔬 (Portal) [through Chell]

-Yes Man 😃 (Fallout: New Vegas) [Through my Courier Rita]

-Codsworth 🧼 (Fallout 4) [through Sole Survivor]

NON TRADITIONAL

-Samuel Hayden 🌐 (DOOM) [My Toxic Ex]

-Ramb 🔌 (Deltarune) [in a queerplatonic "third wheel" situationship with both me and Spamton]

-Papyrus 🍝 (Undertale) [mostly platonic at this point I think]

-Gold Foot ⚽ (Iron Leaguer) [Platonic but also sorta thirsty]

-Dingo 🚗 (OC from my dreams) [my slightly queerplatonic bestie]

FAMILIAL

-Toriel 🥧 (Undertale and Deltarune) [she's my mom okay]

UNDER CONSIDERATION

-Mud 🚬 (The Gaslight District) [s/i: Scav]

Dividers by dividers-r-us

[selfshipdreamworld]

Shout out to self-shippers who feel like they're a failure.

Even if you see yourself that way, your F/O never would. They see how hard you're trying and they are so proud of you and your efforts, regardless of the outcome.

They don't care about how many awards you win, they don't care how much money you make, and they don't care if you struggle to do what is "simple" or "easy" for others.

They love you unconditionally, wholly, and indefinitely. You are their second half, and they are so, so proud of you for continuing to get up every morning and face the world, even if it's cruel and unfair in its expectations of you.

You matter. 🤍

[prometheus-adam]

how it feels to selfship with characters nobody has ever in the history of selfshipping ever selfshipped with before

[vertebrates-and-pieces]

Working on revamping my Star Wars s/i

[doomcraz]

Sketch preview of some more art to come :P

Also my poor man never gets his turn in star wars animated anthologies ;_;

[keelahbutts]

I havent grievousposted here in a minute...here he is enjoying some soup!

[keelahbutts]

Hes just my go to "idk wtf to draw" boredom doodle subject.

[tiramegtoons]

little spoon of noodle

[nebbymakesimagines]

When you selfship but you also really enjoy the canon ship

[roxyandelsewhere]

this could change romance metaphors forever

[nikiforoz]

[mintaikkcorpse]

"If you have a crush on a fictional character, why don't you Y/N yourself with them?" I've tried it, but my fictional crushes are not made for me. They are made for me to admire, and I admire them most when they are with someone else.

Ever since I was a youngin', I knew in my heart that this is where I belonged

[geistboy1]

spamton doodles

[persicapink]

handle with caution

[happynew1997]

❅YOU MAKE ME [sick]!

❅MUTTERING YOUR [Lost Friends] NAMES AT THE BOTTOM OF A [Dumpster]!

(more spamton suffering. who wouldve guessed !)

[rozydoodles]

Small spam dump

[androsartstuff]