How's the baby coming along?
Quite well and that's all I care to say on the subject.
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How's the baby coming along?
Quite well and that's all I care to say on the subject.
Texting Martin
Katie: I couldn’t do it anymore, I couldn’t take it.
Katie: Please check in on him periodically, the key is under the mat
Katie: Please don’t hate me.
Martin: You have to take care of you too, Katydid.
Martin: Manda and I will get him sorted.
I love you. Leave your wife and come be with me and we'll do it every nite.
Seriously? You don't fucking love me if you even think for a second that I would leave Amanda. And frankly, I'm offended you seem to be under the impression that I'm the sort of bloke that would leave his pregnant wife. So no thank you. I'm happy with the woman I married who actually loves me. Piss off.
Johnlock 4eva
Sorry, what?
How about no.
Texting Amanda
Amanda: Wow.
Amanda: Unexpected.
Amanda: When do you get home?
Martin: Not really unexpected though.
Martin: It's been a good 2 months since I've seen him out /anywhere/.
Martin: About a half hour out now.
Texting Amanda
Amanda: WHAT?!
Martin: She just texted me.
Martin: Said she couldn't take it anymore and asked us to check on him. Key's under the mat.
Martin: Fuckfuckfuck this is not good.
Texting Amanda
Amanda: Cheesey perhaps.
Amanda: Oh ok. Yeah ok.
Amanda: Your cat is pining for you.
Martin [delayed]: Fucking hell.
Martin: Katie's left Rupert.
Texting Amanda
Amanda: Oi you?
Amanda: No, it's not..
Amanda: Do you want me to go check on him? X
Martin: Well "hello light of my life and joy of my existence" seemed a bit twee.
Martin: I've got a bit of a gap in filming thanks to the weather.
Martin: I'm coming back for a couple days.
Martin: We'll go together.
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Texting Amanda
Martin: Oi you.
Martin: I'm a bit worried about Rupert.
Martin: Texted him about 5 times a couple days ago and he never responded.
Martin: That's not like him.
Text to Foxy
Hedgehog: Missed you at the party for Amanda, mate.
Hedgehog: Haven't really seen you at all since you and Katydid went over to London. Are you okay?
Hedgehog [delayed]: Rupert, what the fuck is going on?
Hedgehog [delayed]: I swear to fuck, I will come over there if you haven't texted me tomorrow you arse. Pick up your damn phone.
Lovers ;-)
Mmm hmm. I’d better be you favourite.
Exactly. 120 weeks of my life will have been dedicated to carrying your spawn by the end of this…
...at least you love me?
Lovers ;-)
Mmm hmm. I’d better be you favourite.
Well I didn’t marry the others.
Or have their children.
Lovers ;-)
Mmm hmm. I'd better be you favourite.
"I've had many ____, but you're my favorite."
Complete the sentence in my askbox.
Post-Therapy || Martanda
"Water I can do.." she smiled softly, returning his kiss gently. She watched as the kitten curled back against Martin and reached over to scratch behind his ears. She was glad that she’d had pity on the last kitten left in the pet shop and brought him home, and despite Martin’s groans when she’d told him about the kitten, he seemed to be glad about Amanda’s actions too.Â
She shifted off the bed gently and headed downstairs, grabbing a bottle of water from the fridge and returning to the bedroom, Arthur and Stan at her heels. She handed Martin the bottle and sat down by his feet.
When Amanda slid off the bed, Martin got up and went into the little bathroom, splashing his face with some water and blowing his nose. There was little he could do about his puffy eyes but at least he didn't look like somebody had died. He sat down on the bed, Bilbo moving to drape over his lap and he was petting the kitten when his wife returned.
He accepted the bottle, taking a drink gratefully. Martin regarded her in silence for a moment before speaking. "I didn't realize how much I resented Dad for not being here for the big things." he said softly.
Martin: something tells me Amanda wants a surprise party.
Kazilla: Been thinking that myself. Something smalls friendly though.