show me that award-winning smile

hello my name benny I'm obsessed with mascots and I'm constantly fixating on one thing or another 🍔🌏🎧 i like chocolate milk https://very-tired-child.carrd.co

[very-tired-child]

hey y’all guess what!! i’m open for business again!! come into my dms and force me to draw your little blorbos for a marginal fee!!

[anticlockfoolish]

weird/sentient house alignment chart

[eldritchenthusiast]

No answer lies there. It cannot care, especially for what it no longer knows.

[gorgynei]

average chapter of house of leaves

[very-tired-child]

one more year under my belt.

[peachducy]

Your Best Man

[mrscancelled-1]

[coughloop]

Worlds oldest haunted house has passed away at the age of 207

[coughloop]

I think you have a fundamental misunderstanding of... maybe everything actually

[contemptible-scoundrel]

[permapapyrus]

MOOD!

[contemptible-scoundrel]

Hello Papyrus

[very-tired-child]

i have normal feelings about mike miller

[rat-pipe]

Happy 48th Birthday Mailman!!

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This project was a fuckin undertaking jesus christ. If this flops im killing Spamton actually.

Edit: I FORGOT THE MENTION ALL OF THESE WERE DRAWN WITH THE SPAMTON BRUSH!!!

Also thank you everyone for the nice words, they make me feel joyous :)

[two-wizards-in-a-trench-coat]

do you like my devices

[carbon-ate]

[transjester64]

Adding this from the comments...

[drawloverlala]

Slime vs Slime Yay! finally finished this one! it's been on my wips for months! lol I just really wanted to play with the Spy vs Spy dynamic that they are meant to have :D The contents of the photoshoot that Tenna and Shuttah agreed on, I'll leave you to your imaginaton lol

Here's the Tenna's diary entries by the way! :

Dear TVDiary: Today Spammy and I played golf on the golf channel, I was initially planning for us to play mini golf in my TV time themed mini golf course (tm) but he insisted in playing "BIG GOLF" haha! And he was terrible at it! it was rather sad to see how he kept missing the ball for a while, but he kept trying and trying I couldn't help to feel jealous, if that was me I would be so glooby and microscopicaly small from embarrasemnt I really admire how persistent he is, I wish I was more like him…

Dear TVDiary: I feel like we've actually become real friends! I think after the day we played golf, he has started to drop the salesman act, and he's been acting more like… himself around me now. As it turns out he's got a bit of a vulgar sense of humor, curses constantly and is quick to anger, but maybe I'm weird because I find that pretty endearing and also… cute?

Dear Diary: I've been trying to get him to tell me his secret! but he just won't budge! I admit, maybe I've been a little too isnsitent, though I can't help myself I'm … a little desperate… haha! but I think he's exagerating! I mean hiring Shuttah to paparatzzi me? so he can black mail me into stopping asking him? who does he think he is?! but ha! little does he know I've been secretly recording him! hahah! one of this days I'll discover his secret! muahahaha!

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[patchoulism]

[laguzmage]

This scene happens with literally 0 context or build up whatsoever

[sirduke]

Nobody tell me what anime this is bc I don’t care but this looks disgusting where’s the flavor

[cybercrime-the-digital-criminal]

“You know it from anime and manga,” bitch isn’t Beef Stroganoff a Russian dish

[cybercrime-the-digital-criminal]

I just realized that they don’t even make the corkscrew noodles-

[cybercrime-the-digital-criminal]

I’m glad to know that I’m not the only one who got aggressively offended about this.

[calstone-light-o]

they did actually fail for making that

[angremlin]

“this happens with no setup” is such an understatement. This song is cut to immediately from a scene of the main characters getting their asses kicked in a fight. It’s the best thing that has ever happened.

[honyuknocken]

The fucking thumbnail of the outside of their school was enough to tell me which scene this is. I have heard that Discotecs translation for the bluray release does make it less nonsensically in and of itself. But. As angremlin pointed out. That does nothing to make it less out of no where.

[slipping-into-madness]

[thaumbody]

Here's a source for the analysis, but it probably is not the source.

Labor share of income hits record low as corporate profits soar

Workers’ share of US economic output has fallen to its lowest level since the government began keeping records in 1947, according to data th

Some points of interest:

Corporate profits are soaring. After taxes, they now take 12.3 percent of national output, far above their postwar average of 7.3 percent.

Adjusted for inflation, hourly wages have risen 3 percent since the end of 2019, Ip noted. Corporate profits over the same period have risen 50 percent.

The Economic Policy Institute calculates that since 1979 the productivity of American workers has grown 90 percent while the pay of the typical worker has grown 33 percent. Had wages tracked output, the average worker would earn $16.40 more an hour today.

The profits are concentrated among the largest corporations. Earnings at the 500 biggest US firms rose 28 percent in the first quarter from a year earlier, the fastest pace since 2021, and their profit margins reached 14.8 percent. The seven technology giants known as the “Magnificent 7”—Apple, Microsoft, Nvidia, Alphabet, Amazon, Meta and Tesla—grew their profits 63 percent.

In the United States, the richest 1 percent of households hold 31.7 percent of all wealth. The bottom half hold barely 2.5 percent.