ask marvin

i am very tired. please stop asking how Whizzer and I fuck. he changed my profile picture to me from high school and now i don’t know how to change it back. this is pretty much just bullying at this point.

[very-tired-dad-asks]

you're BABY :')

i am so deeply confused by this concept. i am.. baby? if anything, that’s whizzer.

[sadasdgasdgasdg]

Lgbt+ ask game

What do you identify as and what are your pronouns? 

How did you discover your sexuality, tell your story?

Have you experienced being misgendered? What happened and how did you overcome it?

Who was the first person you told, how did they react?

Describe what it was like coming out, what did you feel?

If you’re out, how did your parents/guardians/friends react?

What is one question you hate people asking about your sexuality?

Describe the style of clothing that you most often wear.

Who are your favourite lgbt+ ships?

What does makeup mean to you? Do you wear any?

Do you experience dysphoria? If so, how does that affect you?

What is the stupidest thing you’ve heard said about the lgbt+ community?

What’s your favourite thing about the lgbt+ community?

What’s your least favourite thing about the lgbt+ community?

Have you ever been to your cities pride event? Why or why not?

Who is your favourite lgbt+ Icon/Advocate/Celebrity?

Have you been in a relationship and how did you meet?

What is your favourite lgbt+ book?

Have you ever faced discrimination? What happened?

Your Favorite lgbt+ movie or show?

Who are some of your favourite lgbt+ bloggers?

Which lgbt+ slur do you want to reclaim?

Have you ever gone to a gay bar, or a drag show, how was it?

How do you self-identify your gender, and what does that mean to you?

Are you interested in having children? Why or why not?

What identity advice would you give your younger self?

What do you think of gender roles in relationships?

Anything else you want to share about your experience with gender?

What is something you wish people know about being lgbt+?

Why are proud to be lgbt+?

♡ Happy pride from @hogwartsonline ♡

[ask--whizzerwhizzerwhizzerbrown]

hows everyone

marvin’s been annoying

jason’s been going through puberty

marv jr is beautiful

@very-tired-dad-asks

[very-tired-dad-asks]

jason told me to fuck off and die once this week. that was fun.

[very-tired-dad-asks]

@ask–whizzerwhizzerwhizzerbrown i’m home alone ;)

[ask--whizzerwhizzerwhizzerbrown]

clearly, i’m not there @very-tired-dad-asks

[very-tired-dad-asks]

l-listen

[ask--whizzerwhizzerwhizzerbrown]

how's marvin jr??

A beautiful BITCH

@very-tired-dad-asks

[very-tired-dad-asks]

that’s not how you spell baby

[wistfulwisp]

anonymously send me assumptions about me based on my blog(s).

i’ll tell you if you’re right or not lol

[very-tired-dad-asks]

@ask--whizzerwhizzerwhizzerbrown i’m home alone ;)

[ask--whizzerwhizzerwhizzerbrown]

🍆🍆💦💦😋😋

excuse me? @very-tired-dad-asks

[very-tired-dad-asks]

surprisingly? not me

[capnperaltiago-deactivated20211]

none of my friends will get both of these references so here is maybe the funniest tweet i’ve ever seen

[very-tired-dad-asks]

14 and 23 for the random asks :))

14 - if you got a tattoo, what would it be and where would you get it?

i would get a pink triangle on my left shoulder blade, with the sketch of a rose in the center.

23 - what’s your worst fear?

i used to be terrified of being honest and open about myself. now i would have to say that my biggest fear is most definitely snakes.

[very-tired-dad-asks]

[very-tired-dad-asks]

33, 37, and 50 for the random asks please <3

33 - when was the last time you cried?

last night. whizzer and i were watching sappy movies together.

37 - what scents do you like?

fresh coffee being brewed in the morning. dust after rain. whizzer’s hair after a shower (he uses this lavender shampoo, it’s lovely). honey. old wood. chicken soup.

50 - what’s something about you people don’t know?

i go birdwatching on weekends with mendel. it’s strange, but trina wanted us to do something together, so that we’d get along after they got married. i’ve come to really enjoy our routine.

[very-tired-dad-asks]

14 and 23 for the random asks :))

14 - if you got a tattoo, what would it be and where would you get it?

i would get a pink triangle on my left shoulder blade, with the sketch of a rose in the center.

23 - what’s your worst fear?

i used to be terrified of being honest and open about myself. now i would have to say that my biggest fear is most definitely snakes.

[askmehawyee]

That’s super gay dad

[very-tired-dad-asks]

it’s incredibly gay, kiddo, that’s my intention

[askmehawyee]

Am I a gay?

[very-tired-dad-asks]

i mean, if you are, it’s okay, but i can’t really answer that for you, bud

[very-tired-dad-asks]

14 and 23 for the random asks :))

14 - if you got a tattoo, what would it be and where would you get it?

i would get a pink triangle on my left shoulder blade, with the sketch of a rose in the center.

23 - what’s your worst fear?

i used to be terrified of being honest and open about myself. now i would have to say that my biggest fear is most definitely snakes.

[askmehawyee]

That’s super gay dad

[very-tired-dad-asks]

it’s incredibly gay, kiddo, that’s my intention

[very-tired-dad-asks]

14 and 23 for the random asks :))

14 - if you got a tattoo, what would it be and where would you get it?

i would get a pink triangle on my left shoulder blade, with the sketch of a rose in the center.

23 - what’s your worst fear?

i used to be terrified of being honest and open about myself. now i would have to say that my biggest fear is most definitely snakes.

[rebelklebold]

55 interesting questions you should drop in someone’s inbox

1. If you didn’t have to sleep, what would you do with the extra time?

2. What’s your favorite piece of clothing you’ve own/owned?

3. What hobbies would you get into if time and money wasn’t an issue?

4. What would your perfect room look like?

5. Do you play sports?

6. What fiction place would you love to go to?

7. What Job would you be terrible at?

8. If you could turn any activity into an Olympic sport, what would it be?

9. What’s the most annoy habit other people have?

10. What skill would you like to master?

11. What would be the most amazing adventure to go on?

12. What’s your favorite drink ?

13. What state or country would you never like to go back to?

14. What songs do you have completely memorized?

15. Are you usually early or late?

16. What takes up too much of your time?

17. What do you wish you knew more about?

18. What are some small things that make your day better?

19. What TV channel doesn’t exist but really should?

20. Who has impressed you the most with what they’ve accomplished?

21. What age do you wish you can permanently be?

22. What TV show or movie do you refuse to watch?

23. What would be your ideal way to spend you weekend?

24. What’s something in your life that’s considered a luxury?

25. Is there anything you’re too young/old for?

26. What’s your favorite genre book or movie?

27. How often do you people watch?

28. What’s the best single day on the calendar?

29. What are you interested in that most people haven’t heard of?

30. Do you relax after a hard day?

31. What’s the best book or series you’ve ever read?

32. Where’s the farthest you’ve ever been from home?

33. What’s the most heart warming thing you’ve ever seen?

34. What’s the most annoying question that people ask you?

35. Would you give a 40 minute presentation with no preparation?

36. What’s something you think everyone should do at least once in their lives?

37. Would you rather go Hand Gliding or Whitewater rafting?

38. Dream car?

39. What’s something so many people are obsessed with and you just don’t understand why?

40. What are you most looking forward to in 10 years from now?

41. What’s something you’ve been meaning to try but haven’t gotten to it?

42. What’s the best thing that’s happened to you all week?

43. How different was your life one year ago?

44. What/who would you rate 10/10?

45. What kind of art do you enjoy the most?

46. What do you hope never changes?

47. What movie title best describes your life?

48. What website do you visit most often?

49. What’s something you’re looking forward to this year?

50. What’s something you’d like to unlearn?

51. Where would you spend all your time if you could?

52. What age would you like to live to?

53. What’s something you’re most likely to become famous for?

54. What’s something you’re most likely to be arrested for?

55. What’s something you really want but can’t afford?

[biaesthetc]

random asks

what was the last thing you read?

favourite movie?

favourite book?

dream date?

do you have a crush?

what are your hobbies?

what’s your favourite time of day?

if you could look like anything, what would you look like?

are you a romantic?

what’s your favourite type of weather?

what do you like talking about?

what are your turn ons?

turn offs?

if you got a tattoo, what would it be and where would you get it?

do you want any pets?

dream job?

dream place to live?

dream vacation?

do you want any piercings?

if you had kids, what would you name them?

what are your best traits?

worst traits?

what’s your worst fear?

what do you want to eat right now?

what’s the best vacation you’ve been on?

favourite city?

favourite social media platform?

favourite article of clothing?

do you play any sports?

favourite meal of the day?

what are you excited for?

not excited for?

when was the last time you cried?

dream house?

what’s something you hate about the world?

what’s something you love about the world?

what scents do you like?

what kind of sleeper are you?

sweet or savoury?

are you a cat or dog person?

how long would you survive in a zombie apocalypse?

free! ask anything

when do you feel safe?

are you trusting?

what fictional characters do you identify with?

what labels do you commonly get?

what soung would be your life anthem?

what issues are you dealing with right now?

how can someone win you over?

what’s something about you people don’t know?

[ask--whizzerwhizzerwhizzerbrown]

You hoeing it up tonight homo

Fuck yeah!! @very-tired-dad-asks

[very-tired-dad-asks]

tonight and EVERY night