a very appropriate choice

[miss-ute]

…

[veryappropriatechoice]

That little face 💜

[mg-bsl381]

Ruth and Arnold Gelin (7.1)

[veryappropriatechoice]

Dead as a damn doornail

[miss-ute]

Turnadette in s07e01

[awakeandwondering]

my new mantra

[breathtakinglymiraculous]

you ask I deliver 

[only1600kids]

[magweno]

That post about Scottish tweets ripping Donald Trump apart is good but here are some more. I think “Trump is a Cunt” held by Janey Godley is my favourite.

[out-there-on-the-maroon]

I would like to thank the entire population of Scotland.

[aimee-b-loved]

Fucking Scots. I think I’m in love.

[veryappropriatechoice]

Man it’s been a while since I’ve seen these pictures but they haven’t aged a bit.

[tastefullyoffensive]

[my-little-yellowbird]

Nonnatun Blast From the Past

Who was Aunt Lulu, you ask?  (well, @lovetheturners asked, so you might have gotten around to it, too)  @like-an-officer-and-a-sergeant posted the 2014 Twitter AMA with Smcganns and the Pocket Soprano today, and a featured question was about the rumours of a guest character named Aunt Lulu.

Lulu, a Scottish singer/actor famous for her role in To Sir, With Love, made an appearance at one of Emerald Fennel’s book signings, sparking theories that someone from Shelagh’s past was coming to stay.  A few of us wrote fics about it.  I won’t list them, because I’m a forgetful old bird and would hate to leave anyone out.

It even made the Radio Times.

[veryappropriatechoice]

Oh man I forgot about the Aunt Lulu phase!

[it-is-bugs]

Trump offered to change Denali back; ‘we said, ‘no!”

Closing the book on the name change of Alaska's highest peak: something you may have missed from AFN this weekend.

Fuck you, DT. FUCK. YOU.

[my-little-yellowbird]

Someone ask the Dotard who McKinley even was. He has no friggin’ idea, but it sounds a lot whiter than Denali.

[veryappropriatechoice]

As an Ohioan, I can tell you we all give zero shits about anything being named after McKinley. We have a million (give or take) presidents that are from Ohio. They all have lots of things named after them. They don’t need a mountain in Alaska. Just give it a rest with the “appeasing white people” thing. Do something other than simply undoing everything Obama did.

I hate this man so much.

[my-little-yellowbird]

…

Inspired by this bts pic from long ago, I finally finished this fic.  Thanks for your help, @thatginchygal !

Just a little breathlessness, really.

[turnt4turnadette]

Proverbs 31:25 (New Living Translation) 

[veryappropriatechoice]

I was tagged by no one but I’m a grown woman so I’m gonna do this because I want to 👍

Rules: Tag 10 of your followers you want to get to know better.

Name: Britney

Nickname: Brit, B, BP, Bert & Ernie

Gender: Female

Star Sign: Scorpio

Height: 5'5”

Sexuality: Straight

Hogwarts House: Ravenclaw for sure

Favorite Animal: penguins! they’re such goobs.

Average Hours of Sleep: around 7

Current Time: 7 pm

Dog or Cat Person: Both! I have a cat, though... I’m too lazy for a dog 😕

Blankets I sleep with: Well, Mr. choice is very serious about being environmentally friendly. This means sweating at night during the summer, so no blankets then. But in the winter, when he turns the heat way down, we’re talking a super thick duvet and at least one other blanket at all times... sometimes 2. And we have a heated mattress pad. I don’t mess around.

Dream Trip: changes daily but right now I’m really feeling Italy and Greece

Dream Job: i think it might be a genealogist. I don’t know for sure!

When I made my Blog: probably about 3 years ago? I dunno, my memory is a joke.

Followers: 166... A small but mighty bunch.

Why I made a Tumblr: because when I was in my hyper obsessive CTM phase, this was the only place I could get my fix!

Reason for my URL: all the other good Turnadette references were taken 😂

Tags? Anyone that wants to

[sobloodywhat]

[like-an-officer-and-a-sergeant]

The sexiest scene since sharing a cigarette….

OK, I will make a game of it. Name your s****st scenes in Call The Midiwfe.

1. Sharing the cigarette

2. Shelagh nibbling Patrick’s pyjamas

3. A good deal of men. Okey. I lied. This may compete with the s****st scene overall.

4. THE DELETED TURNIP PARADE EMBRACE AND LOOK!

5. “Hello, nurse!”. Okey, I lied again. This might win the pot.

Outside the actual show (behind the scenes etc.)

1. smcganns “the Sister Bernadette thing”

I tag @the-old-bird-rockbird @superfluousbananas @my-little-yellowbird @alice1nwond3rland @mushystuff @snoopctm

[superfluousbananas-deactivated2]

Oh man, Sarge. That’s a tough one.

A three-way tie between:

1) “I’m a bold girl,” the line that spawned 1,000 fics.

2) The tent scene (yes, even with Patrick’s shorts. You know you forgot about them too for those 10 seconds)

3) The original hand kiss, because it was so unexpected and there is so much raw emotion in that scene.

[the-old-bird-rockbird-deactivat]

Oh my goodness, tough….

1) the tent scene - I think it’s the only scene we’ve ever had where you could tell exactly where it was going before the interruption. There was no question that jiggyness would have occurred.

2) Hello Nurse - the sound of a man who knows what he likes and likes what he sees. Her little giggle confirms that. Patrick likes the uniform, enough said.

3) Original hand kiss - so much passion and tension and feeling burst from him in that tiny little gesture and it was the catalyst to true happiness.

[like-an-officer-and-a-sergeant]

For me - and I innocently thought, for everyone else - the gist of the Hello Nurse scene is the happy recollection of the intimacy of the previous night

OK, I will go back to my gutter….

[alice1nwond3rland]

Oh dang, the s****t scenes brought on by our well-to-do GP and former Nun, let’s see… I would have to say:

1) The original, first and foremost hand kiss- that one really gets the heart pumping and took my breathe away for sure. You can definitely sense a change in the atmosphere from that scene!

2) “What are you thinking about?”- A.k.a., the tent scene and we all know where that was leading. Atlas, kids do interrupt their parents at the most inopportune times (thanks Timothy 😉)!

3) The exchange over spirit lamps- I know not the most devilish of scenes, but the way he looks at her, I could just melt!!

Also, I must agree, all the times they have shared cigarettes and how wolfish Patrick seems when he says “Hello, nurse” 😍!

[like-an-officer-and-a-sergeant]

Hey, Nonnatun Blast from the  Past. This was after S5. :-)

[my-little-yellowbird]

Holy Nonnatuns, this is a good one!

Hand kiss absolutely.  I’m still not breathing.

Tent, just because we got to see a bit of foreplay without seeing foreplay

Hello Nurse. He is actually leering at her and she blushes!!

Oh, the dancing to Jim Reeves.  Yes. the dancing

Patrick’s dirty laugh when Shelagh says “Breast” in front of Timothy, and the prim look on her face that she’s pretending not to understand him.

The super tight skirt has to get an honorable mention, though, just because of the fanlust it inspired.

[veryappropriatechoice]

I can’t believe I’d missed this post.

Count me as another vote for the hand kiss. I do a little happy wiggle in my seat every time I think about it. So much emotion was conveyed without any words. Same goes for the stethoscope scene... zero words needed but it said SO MUCH. I miss those kinds of scenes.

Runner-ups would have to be “I’m a bold girl,” and “Hello, nurse.”

[beatrix-franklin]

How adorable is this?!

[miss-ute]

💚💚💚

[veryappropriatechoice]

This lil nerd 💜

[my-little-yellowbird]

Hello, friendly Nonnatuns!  

I’ve been asked recently by some newer-to-the-fandom members about the Kettle Scale. Originally used by @this-unruly-heart back in 2014, it soon became a fandom approved method of measuring the heat level in a fic.  Unfortunately, Unruly has moved on, but she bequeathed the rights to the entire fandom. 

Here goes my interpretation of the Kettle scale (YMMV):

One kettle: Very high levels of UST, glances, heavy breathing, but typically no actual contact.  Main dangers of a one kettle UST fic are the inability to breathe and shouting out loud “Will you get on with it!!!”

Two kettles:  Some touching, some kissing, and definitely Intentions, if you know what I mean and I think you do. No, I’m not blushing.

Three kettles:  Wooh. Is it getting warm in here? (Birdy dabs a hanky on her dampened forehead)  A 3 kettler involves some hot and heavy contact, but usually the veil is drawn and a lot is left to the reader’s imagination.

Four kettles:  Oh my, it’s definitely getting warmer (Birdy fans herself energetically). Four kettle fics usually try to have some sort of plot or character development attached, but most readers forget that part and focus on the steam.  Later, when you’re reading for the 7th or 8th time, you’ll appreciate the writing craft.

Five kettles:  Oh, I’m sorry, (quickly closing a tab on my laptop) I got caught up in my “research” for this post.  Five kettles leave nothing to the imagination but the color of the sheets. These fics are not for the faint-at-heart (nor technically the under 18).  You may come across terms you haven’t read since health education, but hey, live a little.  We won’t tell.

The Kettle Scale in unofficial, and never required for writers to include in a post.  It’s just a silliness.

Please feel free to add your own interpretations. 

[veryappropriatechoice]

Very important. Probably up there with the metric system and Einstein's theory of relativity.