Alex me thinks

Alex quite literally owns my life neo/he/she -> Lav

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Alex: *nodges Willie awake* do you like me?

Willie: It’s three am

Alex: yeah but do you

Willie: we’ve been dating for a year

Alex: *sadly* why are you avoiding the question?

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Luke: You had a crush on me? That’s so embarrassing

Julie: Luke, we’re married

Luke: Still

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Flynn: How sleep-deprived are you?

Julie: Well I looked at myself in the mirror and thought I had turned into a vampire overnight because I couldn’t see my reflection

Flynn: Continue

Julie: Turns out i was looking at the window

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Flynn: what’s scares you the most?

Julie: werewolves

Luke: sharks

Alex: the unstoppable marching of time that is slowly guiding us towards an inevitable death

Flynn: aren’t you already-

Reggie: Alex

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Julie, filling out hospital forms: What was your middle name again?

Carlos, concussed: Danger

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Reggie: I’m b-

Reggie: Bee-

Reggie: Bay-

Alex: Take your time

Reggie: *points at Luke* and boys

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Luke: You’re scared of heights?

Julie: I’m not scared of heights!

Julie: It’s just when I’m really high, gravity has a problem with me

[verycorrectjatp]

Julie: At what age do you just accept that your life is a piece of garbage and always will be?

Luke: Nine

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Julie: There is no ‘i’ in team, but there is one in pizza

Carlos: ....so you’re not going to share

Julie: I will not

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Julie, reading Harry Potter: I just want to point out that "The Boy Who Lived" is a pretty low bar, as far as titles go...

Nick: Yeah, technically I’m also a boy who lived

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Julie: You have a favorite number?

Reggie: Umpteen. It's a curious number, isn't it? It sounds big...but it's in the teens.

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Reggie: Just wanted to be the first one to wish you a happy birthday so I can feel superior to your other well-wishers.

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Carrie: Think you can answer some questions without the usual level of sarcasm?

Flynn: Think you can ask some questions without the usual level of stupidity?

[verycorrectjatp]

Julie: Please calm down

Reggie: But how can ice cream be birthday cake flavour if birthday cake can be ANY flavour??

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Reggie, to Alex: I'd be much more likely to crack a joke about your age today if I weren't only slightly younger.

[verycorrectjatp]

Carrie: I didn't come here to be insulted!

Flynn: Oh? Where do you usually go?

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Julie: What if whenever you cracked your knuckles your fingers started to glow like glow sticks

Flynn: Go to sleep

Flynn:

Flynn: Wait i could read in the dark