Deadpool

Deadpool aka wade pool

[thunderousmemes]

 𝐅𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐒𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐨 𝐓𝐞𝐧𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧

(steel meets skin, laughter turns to breathless stillness)

Training Grounds & Bruised Pride

❛ You’re getting better… but not good enough to beat me. ❜

❛ That swing would’ve taken my head off if you weren’t distracted staring at me. ❜

❛ You call that a punch? Try again. Harder. ❜

❛ Careful—if you keep touching me like that, I’ll forget this is just training. ❜

❛ You’re supposed to disarm me, not pin me down. ❜

❛ If you wanted to get me on the ground, there are easier ways. ❜

❛ Oh, so now you’re blushing? Didn’t expect that from you. ❜

❛ Don’t hold back just because I’m close. Hit me. ❜

❛ You like this too much to call it practice. ❜

❛ You’re bleeding. …and you’re smiling about it? ❜

Clash & Proximity

❛ Stop moving—if you do, I’ll let you go. Maybe. ❜

❛ You’re enjoying this way more than you should. ❜

❛ I could feel your heartbeat when I had you pinned. ❜

❛ You’re supposed to block, not get distracted every time I breathe. ❜

❛ Funny how you only get serious when I get close. ❜

❛ Is this still a fight, or are we pretending it is? ❜

❛ If you wanted to touch me, you could’ve just asked. ❜

❛ That smirk’s going to get you in trouble. ❜

❛ You’re trembling. Adrenaline or something else? ❜

❛ You’ve got a death wish standing that close. Or maybe just a bad idea. ❜

Verbal Sparring & Tension

❛ What’s wrong—afraid I’ll beat you? Or that I won’t stop when I do? ❜

❛ Keep taunting me and I might forget to pull my punches. ❜

❛ You talk too much. Let’s see if I can change that. ❜

❛ Didn’t realize arrogance was one of your fighting styles. ❜

❛ Don’t act so calm—you’re shaking. I can feel it. ❜

❛ You like pushing me, don’t you? ❜

❛ Admit it—you only challenged me so you’d have an excuse to touch me. ❜

❛ I thought you were dangerous. Turns out you’re just distracting. ❜

❛ You keep saying this is training, but you keep looking at my mouth. ❜

❛ Try again. And stop pretending you don’t want to. ❜

Pinned & Breathless

❛ You should really get off me… unless you plan to stay there. ❜

❛ You gonna move, or are you enjoying the view? ❜

❛ You’re heavy. …Don’t you dare move. ❜

❛ Your hand’s still on me. Not that I mind. ❜

❛ Is this where you finally admit you like losing to me? ❜

❛ You can let go now. …anytime. ❜

❛ I said training, not straddling. ❜

❛ If anyone walks in right now, I’m blaming you. ❜

❛ Don’t look at me like that. You’ll make me forget we’re supposed to be fighting. ❜

❛ I thought this was about technique, not temptation. ❜

Aftermath & Smolder

❛ You’ve got blood on your lip. …Here, let me— ❜

❛ You hit harder than you should. I liked it. ❜

❛ I should hate how close that was. But I don’t. ❜

❛ You’re shaking. Here—catch your breath. ❜

❛ For someone who swears they don’t care, you sure looked worried when I fell. ❜

❛ You didn’t have to pull me that close. ❜

❛ I’ve fought a lot of people. None of them ever looked at me like that. ❜

❛ Are we still sparring, or… something else? ❜

❛ Tell me you didn’t feel that too. ❜

❛ Maybe next time, we skip the weapons. ❜

[thunderousmemes]

✧ “What If” Roleplay Starters ✧

Emotional / Reflective

“What if I never came back—would you even notice I was gone?”

“What if this is the last time we see each other?”

“What if everything we’ve done has been for nothing?”

“What if I told you I regret all of it—would you hate me?”

“What if I never let go—would you have stayed?”

“What if we’re not as different as we think we are?”

Romantic / Intimate

“What if I kissed you right now?”

“What if we stopped fighting what’s between us?”

“What if you’re the one I’ve been waiting for all along?”

“What if we ran away together—just left it all behind?”

“What if I told you I loved you—would it change anything?”

“What if you’re the only one I can’t let go of?”

Conflict / Tension

“What if I chose them over you?”

“What if you’re wrong about everything?”

“What if I’ve been lying to you this whole time?”

“What if I never forgive you?”

“What if you fail—what then?”

“What if I’m not the hero you think I am?”

Dark / Obsessive

“What if I said I’d follow you anywhere?”

“What if you can’t ever escape me?”

“What if I’d burn the world just to keep you?”

“What if you’re mine, and you just don’t realize it yet?”

“What if I told you I’ve been watching you all this time?”

“What if I can’t survive without you?”

Playful / Lighthearted

“What if we just ditched this and got ice cream instead?”

“What if we swapped lives for a day—think you could handle mine?”

“What if I dared you to do something reckless?”

“What if we made our own rules for once?”

“What if I actually beat you this time?”

“What if I told you I already ate your share of the candy?”

[apavora]

VILLAINY — MANIPULATING

"Ungrateful…" "Calm yourself." "I did it for you." "I never said that." "You forced my hand." "Tell no one of this." "You always do this…" "Have you calmed down?" "Are you this sensitive?" "You know I care for you." "Are you certain of that?" "So you're leaving me…?" "You were told what to do." "You care about me, right?" "This is for your own good." "Are you trying to hurt me?" "You always side with them!" "Indulge me just this once." "So be it. Do what you want." "It was a joke. Lighten up." "I'm not perfect, no one is." "And you trust what they say?" "Look at what you made me do." "You'd be nowhere without me." "You should be more grateful." "I only want the best for you." "No one sees you as I see you." "They all conspire against you." "I'm sorry you feel that way…" "I warned you this would happen." "No one else had any objections." "Who would you trust, them or me?" "It is all in the past. Let it go." "Your trust in me will be rewarded." "Ah. I see. You're scared to do it." "If you'd just let me, I'd help you." "I don't know why I trust you at all." "This is what they would have wanted." "I urge you to reconsider your words." "You should know what you did. Think." "So you don't care about me, is that it?" "Please, I don't want to argue with you." "Forgive me, please, it won't happen again." "Other people have it much harder than you." "You let your emotions get the best of you." "It's not you I don't trust, but the others." "Are you incapable of following instructions?" "I may be the only person that cares for you." "Don't crawl back to me when things go south." "You should think your choices over carefully…" "I wouldn't do it like that… no, no, keep going." "Every time… it's always the same thing with you." "Your orders were simple, and yet… you disappoint." "It was nothing more than a lapse in my judgement." "I know you think that this is what you want, but it really isn't." "No, it is my fault, I should not have expected different from you."

[gloomglimmer]

›        FIRST   LINE   PROMPTS       

"You’re   not   on   the   list."

"Need   a   light?"

"You   dropped   this."

"Is   that   your   drink   or   mine?"

"You're   late."

"I   thought   you'd   be   taller."

"You   always   stare   like   that?"

"They   told   me   not   to   trust   you."

"I   wasn’t   expecting   you."

"You   clean   up   well."

"You   look   lost."

"Haven’t   we   met?"

"Not   what   I   imagined."

"Are   you   following   me?"

"You’re   not   from   around   here."

"You’ve   got   something   on   your   cheek."

"Mind   if   I   cut   in?"

"You're   sitting   in   my   seat."

"I   was   warned   about   you."

"That’s   a   dangerous   smile."

"This   seat   taken?"

"You're   the   distraction."

"Why   are   you   looking   at   me   like   that?"

"You're   early."

"You're   late   on   purpose."

"First   time   here?"

"Try   the   champagne."

"That   color   suits   you."

"You're   exactly   how   I   pictured   you."

"We’re   not   supposed   to   talk."

"We   shouldn’t   be   seen   together."

"Do   I   know   you?"

"That   watch   doesn’t   match   your   suit."

"You’re   not   very   good   at   hiding."

"Someone’s   been   asking   about   you."

"Thought   you’d   never   show."

"You   have   good   taste   in   music."

"Don't   turn   around."

"Guess   we’re   partners   now."

"You   shouldn’t   be   here."

"Do   you   believe   in   fate?"

"You’re   late.   I   almost   left."

"That’s   my   drink."

"I   think   you’re   in   the   wrong   place."

"Your   cover’s   slipping."

"Tell   me   that   wasn’t   on   purpose."

"Are   you   going   to   apologize?"

"Care   to   dance?"

"That’s   quite   an   entrance."

"You   always   this   bold?"

"I’ve   heard   of   you."

"You’re   not   easy   to   find."

"You   look   nervous."

"Sit.   Please."

"You   read   the   file?"

"You   shouldn’t   trust   me."

"Nice   aim."

"We   weren’t   supposed   to   meet   yet."

"You   took   your   time."

"So,   you’re   the   infamous   one."

"Someone's   been   watching   me."

"Your   timing’s   suspicious."

"You   look   like   trouble."

"That’s   a   nice   trick."

"I’ve   been   looking   for   you."

"Are   you   hurt?"

"They   didn’t   say   you’d   be   charming."

"You   always   arrive   like   this?"

"That’s   classified."

"Don’t   trust   the   bartender."

"You're   bleeding."

"You   have   five   minutes."

"Where’s   your   partner?"

"I   wasn’t   briefed   on   you."

"You   have   terrible   timing."

"I   wasn’t   expecting   company."

"I   thought   you   were   a   myth."

"You   look   bored."

"I   saw   you   watching   me."

"You're   not   like   the   others."

"So,   you're   the   backup?"

"Try   not   to   get   killed."

"That's   a   dangerous   dress."

"You   don't   belong   here."

"We   meet   at   last."

"That’s   not   your   real   name."

"You   weren’t   followed,   right?"

"We’ve   never   met.   Officially."

"Don’t   say   my   name."

"Is   this   seat   cursed   too?"

"No   sudden   moves."

"We’re   alone   now."

"Take   off   the   mask."

"I   know   what   you   did."

"Who   let   you   in?"

"You’re   prettier   in   person."

"You’re   not   what   I   expected."

"You   shouldn’t   smile   like   that."

"Don’t   flatter   yourself."

"What   took   you   so   long?"

[busyw0man]

⋆｡‧˚ʚ💋ɞ˚‧｡⋆ 𝐞𝐧𝐞𝐦𝐢𝐞𝐬 𝐭𝐨 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐬

❝ i don’t like you. i just… don’t want you to get hurt. that’s all. ❞

❝ stop being so kind to me. it’s confusing. ❞

❝ why does it always feel different when it’s you? ❞

❝ don’t pretend you don’t feel it too. ❞

❝ i hate that you understand me better than anyone else ever has. ❞

❝ we keep doing this — arguing, pushing each other away — and still… we end up right here. ❞

❝ i should walk away. i should hate you. but i don’t. ❞

❝ this isn’t supposed to matter. you’re not supposed to matter. ❞

❝ tell me to go. tell me you don’t want me. i’ll believe you. ❞

❝ you weren’t supposed to mean anything. so why do you feel like everything? ❞

❝ if i let myself want you, i’ll never be able to stop. ❞

❝ do you really hate me, or does it just hurt less than wanting me? ❞

❝you ruin everything, you know that? including my ability to stay away from you.❞

❝ say it’s nothing. say it doesn’t keep you up at night, too. ❞

❝ if you kiss me right now, i’m not going to be able to pretend anymore. ❞

❝ what are we even doing? we fight, we hurt each other, and then we end up like this. ❞

❝ i wish i didn’t care. i wish it didn’t tear me apart when you look at someone else like that. ❞

❝ i should hate you. but all i feel is this ache when you’re not around. ❞

❝ you’re the last person i should fall for. and the only one i want. ❞

❝ this was never supposed to happen. not with you. ❞

❝ i don’t want to want you. but you keep making it impossible. ❞

❝ i can’t lose you. not when i finally figured out what you really mean to me. ❞

❝ you make me feel everything i’ve spent years trying to shut down. ❞

❝ is this still hate? because it doesn’t feel like it anymore. ❞

❝ you drive me insane… and i’d still rather be near you than anyone else. ❞

❝ i know we’re supposed to be on opposite sides, but i can’t stop thinking about you. ❞

❝ i’ve tried to forget you. god knows i’ve tried. ❞

❝ say you don’t care. lie to me. maybe i’ll believe it this time. ❞

❝ when did you start looking at me like that? ❞

❝ maybe if we’d met under different circumstances, this wouldn’t hurt so much. ❞

❝ i kept telling myself it was just tension. just adrenaline. but it’s not, is it? ❞

❝ you broke something open in me. and now i don’t know how to close it again. ❞

❝ i’m not supposed to love you. i’m not supposed to want this. ❞

❝ for someone i’m supposed to hate, you make me feel way too much. ❞

❝ just tell me it didn’t mean anything to you. say it to my face. ❞

❝i wanted to hate you. but you saw me, and now i don’t know how to forget that.❞

❝ we can’t do this. so why does it feel like we already are? ❞

[scarleteevee1]

“You’re a turtle”

"I am 😎"

[verydeadpoolindeed]

“I’m a turtle too”

“Do you wanna build a snowman?”

[soulrph]

'𝚃𝙰𝙺𝙴 𝙼𝚈 𝙷𝙰𝙽𝙳' 𝙿𝚁𝙾𝙼𝙿𝚃𝚂.

i got mushy and started thinking about like. touches?? but in particular the meaning behind holding hands. so here we are! as always, sender is the person sending the meme, receiver is the person receiving it, and you can just add "+ REVERSE" to switch the roles about! as always, let me know if i've missed any good ones!

[ LEAD ] : sender takes receiver by the hand to guide them to a specific location.

[ PULL ] : sender takes receiver by the hand to help them to their feet after they've fallen or been knocked over.

[ HASTE ] : in order to move quickly through dangerous territory, sender grabs receiver's hand to bring them to safety.

[ SAVE ] : saving their life in the process, sender grabs receiver's hands to either yank them out of immediate danger, or to pull them to safety.

[ REASSURANCE ] : noticing the receiver is upset, sender gently takes their hand to reassure them and provide them with a sense of comfort.

[ JUST BECAUSE ] : sender holds receiver's hand, just because they can.

[ STOP ] : sender takes receiver's hand to stop them from walking away from them.

[ ATTENTION ] : to get receiver's attention, or to guide it elsewhere, sender hastily takes their hand.

[ FEAR ] : sender, out of instinctive fear, grabs receiver's hand for comfort.

[ TOGETHER ] : in a gesture intended to prove to the receiver that they're no longer alone, sender takes their hand and holds it firmly.

[ LOVE ] : while out together in a romantic setting, sender quietly holds receiver's hand as they're standing together.

[ DISPLAY ] : during the process of an undercover mission/a situation where their identities need to be protected, sender holds receiver's hand to give the impression that they're in a romantic relationship.

[ SUPPORT ] : following a massive emotional blow, sender takes receiver's hand and holds it in an effort to provide emotional support.

[ STEADY ] : noticing the receiver stumbling or losing their balance, sender takes their hand in an effort to physically steady them.

[ NOT ALONE ] : during a moment of intense distress for the sender, they wordlessly reaches out and takes receiver's hand, both as a gesture of gratitude for being with them, and a gesture of self-comfort.

[busyw0man]

⋆｡‧˚ʚ💋ɞ˚‧｡⋆ 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐬𝐮𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐢𝐬 𝐤𝐞𝐲

❝ you don’t have to change a thing. i love you exactly as you are. ❞

❝ i’m not going anywhere. ❞

❝ i see you, even when you think you’re invisible. ❞

❝ you don’t have to be perfect for me to stay. ❞

❝ it’s okay to need reassurance. i’ll give it to you every time. ❞

❝ you are enough. always have been. ❞

❝ i choose you. every day. every time. ❞

❝ there’s no one else i’d rather be with. ❞

❝ i don’t just love you, i adore you. ❞

❝ you’re not a burden. you’re my person. ❞

❝ i’m here. you don’t have to go through this alone. ❞

❝ even when you’re quiet, even when you’re scared, i still want you. ❞

❝ i know you’re struggling — and i’m still not letting go. ❞

❝ talk to me. whatever it is, we’ll get through it together. ❞

❝ i’d rather have you at your worst than lose you. ❞

❝ nothing you say or do will scare me away. ❞

❝ your feelings are valid. i’m listening. ❞

❝ you don’t have to earn my love. it’s already yours. ❞

❝ when i look at you, i see everything i’ve ever wanted. ❞

❝ i don’t want someone else. i want you. always you. ❞

❝ even on your bad days, you’re still my favorite. ❞

❝ don’t apologize for needing comfort. i’m happy to give it. ❞

❝ i love you more than i can put into words. ❞

❝ you’re not too much. not for me. never for me. ❞

❝ i’d never want to wake up next to anyone else. ❞

❝ nothing could make me stop loving you. ❞

❝ i know it’s hard to believe sometimes, but you matter so much. ❞

❝ you don’t have to prove anything to me. i’m already proud of you. ❞

❝ thank you for trusting me with your heart. i’ll protect it. ❞

❝ we’re in this together no matter what. ❞

❝ you’re not alone. i’m right here. ❞

❝ there’s nothing wrong with needing me. i need you too. ❞

❝ you’re everything i’ve been looking for. ❞

❝ even when you doubt yourself i never will. ❞

❝ you can fall apart with me. i’ll catch you every time. ❞

❝ you are loved. deeply, fiercely, endlessly. ❞

❝ i’ve never once regretted loving you. not even for a second. ❞

❝ you’re safe here. with me. ❞

[designcr]

reblog if you’re 25+ and still roleplay; or if you believe older muns have a place in the rpc and shouldn’t be told to give it up when they turn 30. 

i received this anon & i just want to make a point. 

[coffeetank-deactivated20260122]

Dialogue Prompts - II

"I'm a billionaire, how the fuck would I know what that cheap shit is?"

"My bedroom is bigger than this car."

"Open the fucking door or I'll pee right here!"

"I can't think straight when I'm hungry!"

"Salt or sugar?" // "Hot sauce."

"Get the fuck out!"

"You don't have the balls to do it."

"He doesn't have the face to be acting like that and it's amusing."

"Would you like to make a donation for our animal shelter?"

"I am young and hot, this is called heaven."

"I will give you ten dollars."

"Fuck him!" // "I just did."

*insert character singing a random song*

"Have you seen my vitamins?"

"Who the fuck stole my panties?"

"Drive."

"Gardening is comfort."

"When I get rich, I'm going to shit into a gold toilet."

"I think it's really fucking annoying how-"

"Shut the fuck up."

-ashlee

[memepocalypse]

Softer Love

"Will you hold me? Just for a while?"

"It's not too much to ask for - to be loved."

"It feels better when you're here."

"Hold my hand. Don't let go."

"Promise me you'll hold on."

"I don't feel so cold now. Because you're here."

"My heart aches when you're away."

"Share a blanket with me?"

"We should just stay in and watch a movie."

"Oh, I saw this and thought of you."

"I wanted to bring you here. I knew you'd like it."

"Let me take you to my favourite place."

"You light up the room for me."

"I can hear your breathing. It makes me feel safe."

"Can I listen to your heartbeat?"

"We don't need to do anything. I just want you to be here."

"Can I hold your hand?"

"You bought this for me..?"

"You're always cold, so I got you a scarf."

"I know you're right behind me."

"I can't sleep until I hear you get home."

"You can tell me when you're not okay."

"Just get some rest, okay? I'll be right here."

"I bought your favourite food."

"I made you your favourite meal."

"I picked up some of that tea you like."

"Oh! I saw a dog today, let me show you a picture -"

"You were talking in your sleep. It was cute."

"I can't imagine being here without you."

"I had a nightmare that you left me."

[memepocalypse]

Something's Wrong With You (senses)

Eyes

"Can you focus on me?"

"Hey... I'm over here?"

"What are you looking at?"

"Whoa, hey - sorry, didn't mean to startle you."

"I'm - I'm right in front of you."

"Can you... can you not see?"

"When did you lose your vision?"

"Hey, it's okay - it's okay. Let me take your hand and lead you."

"Don't be scared - it'll be okay. We'll fix it."

"Don't flinch - I'm going to touch you."

Ears

"Hello? Hellloooo?"

"Are you ignoring me?"

"God, you never pay attention -"

"I'm talking to you!"

"Why aren't you listening?"

"Pay attention!"

"Listen!"

"Can you not hear me or something?"

"Why are you looking at me like that..?"

"What - wait... you can't hear? Why am I saying this you can't hear it."

Mouth

"Why are you making that face? I spent ages cooking that."

"Why are you adding salt to that?"

"Whoa, you're drooling like crazy."

"Are you choking?"

"Bland? How can it be bland?"

"I can't taste anything."

"My mouth just tastes like blood."

"Everything tastes of nothing."

"My tongue's gone numb."

"Bleh."

Nose

"Eugh, can't you smell that?"

"Oh, that smells hideous."

"It reeks in here!"

"You stink."

"I think I broke my nose."

"I can't smell anything?"

"I think I've gone nose-blind."

"Should I... be able to smell anything?"

"I think I burnt my nostril hairs out."

"Everything just smells like smoke."

Feeling

"I think I just burnt my fingerprints off."

"My hands have gone numb."

"I can't - I can't feel anything. At all."

"Are you touching me? I can't tell -"

"Your hands are shaking."

"Okay - if you're going to keep dropping things you need to put them down."

"Can you feel this?"

"I'm going to run my fingers through your hair."

"I'm taking your hand."

"It's okay - it's okay. Just take a breath. The feeling will come back."

[memepocalypse]

A Little Comfort

"Come sit with me?"

"Take a breath."

"You need to relax."

"You will feel better."

"It's going to be okay, y'know?"

"It all comes to rest eventually."

"You have to let it out. Or it'll destroy you."

"Just - hold my hand."

"I'm going to sit right here."

"You don't have to talk. But if you want to - I'm listening."

"You're going to survive this."

"You've gotten through it all before. You'll do it again."

"Every bad day you've had, you lived through."

"You will smile again."

"The work is hard. But it has to be done."

"I'll be there. When you're bad. When you're better."

"Don't pretend it's okay."

"None of this is okay. But it will be."

"It's okay to cry."

"Don't feel bad about this."

"At the end of the day, you're just - a person. That's okay."

"You're allowed to feel these things."

"I made you a hot drink?"

"Here. I saved you a cookie."

"Listen, I made - I made you this."

"It's okay to stop and breathe sometimes."

"Here, wear my jacket."

"There's a blanket."

"Lay down. Relax."

"Get some rest."

[verydeadpoolindeed]

"You saved me!" - @agentsanders

“I did !”

“I’m willing to sign an autograph but strictly no funny business..”

[agentsanders]

"Thanks. Sadly that wasn't even the first time they tried to kidnap me. These guys are after me and my work for a while now."

"An autograph? And who are you?"

[verydeadpoolindeed]

“Well it’s certainly the last time they’ll try. Bullets tend to stop all unless you’re superman”

“Cmon.. I’m Batman.. no deeper.. I’m BATMAN. I’m the hero Gotham needs”

[agentsanders]

"I honestly doubt that. It didn't stop them the last time."

"Batman,hu? Why so serious?" Nathan couldn't help but had to quote the Joker. He was a giant nerd and joking helped to hide how nervous he was."

[verydeadpoolindeed]

“Ooooh don’t they die? Are they like me? Are they annoying ?”

“Oh you know Batman. Actually I might be Peter Parker. Clarke Kent ? Jesus? Nah, I’m just kidding. I’m actually Ryan Reynolds”

[verydeadpoolindeed]

"Why is there an ear in the omelette?"

“I never claimed to be a good chef”

“I say eat around it. It’s not mine or yours.. Well it might be mine”

[prplhawk]

"At least you can patch up wounds better than you cook." Clint said and pushed the plate aside. Anyone else probably would have freaked out about the ear omlette but to be honest it wasn't even the worst Clint had seen before and when the archer had shown up at Wade's door the night before with a throwing knife stuck in his side, Wade didn't asked any questions and helped Clint; probably saving his life while he did.

"Can I get a coffee? Or is it served with teeth in it?"

[verydeadpoolindeed]

Wade picked up the plate throwing the whole dish in the bin. “That kinda attitude gets you takeout,” he laughed as he moved to grab a handful of takeout leaflets. “Your choice”

“Do I look like a fucking maid? Jeeez. Is this why Nat wanted to be the sacrifice, to end it all? Get away from you. I would too”

[prplhawk]

Clint took a look at the takeout boxes and chose the one that smelled the most edible. "Thanks." Clint said, but as Wade made the joke about Natasha, the smile on the archers face dropped and got replaced by an angry and hurt expression. "She did it so we can still be here. And because you are my friend and you kinda saved my ass, I'm not going to hurt you now, but make another joke about her, and I will."

[verydeadpoolindeed]

“I’m sorry, I speak before I think.. I forget how close you were. I’m sorry”

“Let’s move on. How’s the food ?”

[verydeadpoolindeed]

"I guess since you have a new bestfriend you don't need me anymore." (From Emil).

“My god ! Jealous much? Look you’re my old bestie and I will always put my tongue in a mouse trap for you. But you gotta let me have my things. So I wanted to star in a movie with mr claws. We can have my next movie”

[verydeadpoolindeed]

"You saved me!" - @agentsanders

“I did !”

“I’m willing to sign an autograph but strictly no funny business..”

[agentsanders]

"Thanks. Sadly that wasn't even the first time they tried to kidnap me. These guys are after me and my work for a while now."

"An autograph? And who are you?"

[verydeadpoolindeed]

“Well it’s certainly the last time they’ll try. Bullets tend to stop all unless you’re superman”

“Cmon.. I’m Batman.. no deeper.. I’m BATMAN. I’m the hero Gotham needs”