ASOUE

Just a place for me to babble about this godforsaken series

[reinerist]

— Lemony Snicket

[pipbellerophon]

the sugar bowl is full of that glitter that gets everywhere and that’s why everyone is so determined to keep it where they know it won’t be opened because they do not trust the other members of the sugar bowl gen with it (and rightfully so). esme wants it so desperately because she thinks her wardrobe needs more glitter and that is precisely why she cannot have it

[aseriesofunfortunatememes]

[kitsnicket]

I am absolutely losing my shit at Jimmity Dinkins

[beatricebidelaire]

something something something about klaus baudelaire saying “mother used to say home is where you hang your hat” and lemony snicket always wearing a hat to cover his face in public

[unfortunate-stranger-losers]

ASOUE/ATWQ + The Area 51 Raid

(for the last one, the amazing @amr102-art made us Florence + Drumstick icons!)

[veryfetchingdenouements]

The only thing that would make this post better is putting the Denouement Triplets into 3 different catsgories with zero specification as to who was who. (Other than that it’s 100% accurate)

[transdashiellqwerty]

dewey made a list of songs he wanted played at his fake funeral but then it got lost so frank just chose the music

after the fire frank and ernest went through the library and found the list and played all the songs at his real funeral

[kitsnicket]

putting your hair in a bun with a pencil expectation:

- cute

- playful

- intriguing

reality:

- haggard

- looks like I haven’t slept in days

- dishelved

[kitsnicket]

[virtualfindingsdocumented]

There’s nothing wrong in imagining the asoue characters as they were in the movie

There’s nothing wrong in imagining the asoue characters as they were in the show

There’s nothing wrong in watching the movie before reading the books

There’s nothing wrong in watching the show before reading the books

(There is nothing wrong with being in the fandom and never reading the books)

There’s nothing wrong with prefering the movie or show version of one or more or all characters

You don’t need to call movie or show versions of characters a different name if you don’t want to

There’s nothing wrong with hating the illustrations (or movie or show versions of anyone or anything)

It’s okay to have your primary/main version of the characters be the movie or show version or a foreign illustration version or a fanart version or anything you prefer

[teeny-beany]

ATTENTION ASOUE FANDOM

If You Ship Any Of These Ships:

vi*laf

vismé

baudcest

quagcest

any other pedophilic or incestuous ship

I Fucking Hate You. I Will Not Take Your ‘Constructive Criticism’ On The Matter. You Are Scum And I Hope You Die.

[constancecontraire]

[beatricebidelaire]

modern AU where Dewey created a groupchat and added all the people who knew he about him and constantly sent them random facts he read on wikipedia

[veryfetchingdenouements]

This is just canon imo

[unwantedgifts]

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[veryfetchingdenouements]

I know this is an asoue account but there is a lot of crossover between the two fandoms. My friends and I have made a warriors RP. It’s going to be a very fun demonstration of characters and amazing people. If it at all interests you, feel free to apply! If not, please reblog to spread the word!

[kitsnicket]

what if the baudelaire fortune actually IS small potatoes

[strangemercymp3]

Time for ~that~ Asoue discussion

So, one of the most widely debated theories is that Bea II is Olaf’s daughter.

There’s a lot of arguments for this theory, such as “it would bring the series into a full circle.” or “it would make sense in the books if the Baudelaires were raising Olaf’s daughter.”

(I don’t remember every argument so don’t attack me)

So basically, discuss this theory in the reblogs. Might do this with Violet Snicket depending on well this goes.

[veryfetchingdenouements]

Idk if it makes sense in the timeline. If I’m remembering correctly, the Baudelaires were born after the schism formed. And I’m almost certain Kit and Olaf broke things off at the form of the schism. Correct me if I’m wrong tho.

On top of that, the author of the books worked as a writer on the show, so the events in the Netflix series are in part canon. I believe the parts that don’t directly conflict with the books in the show are cannon, and I don’t think it’s ever openly stated in the books that Olaf is the father of Kit’s baby.

While I think the idea is interesting and I don’t hate the theory, I just find it kinda uncomfortable for me personally to entertain the idea, because I see Kitlaf as pretty abusive.

[vacuum-fluorescent-display]

thinking about “the baudelaires didn’t know each other before olaf’s house” au

like imagine violet, only child, suddenly having to deal with feeling responsible for the safety of these other two children because she’s the oldest (even a couple years really matter when you’re kids; as far as violet’s concerned klaus is a baby and as far as klaus is concerned violet’s an adult) and struggling to be the leader she’s never had to be before. meanwhile klaus and sunny are like “wow I love my cool new big sister”

[vacuum-fluorescent-display]

that would mean they weren’t aware of each others’ skills beforehand too

like violet’s just totally shocked that anyone can read an entire fucking law book in one night and understand anything

and klaus is just absolutely amazed that violet just built a fucking grappling hook from scratch and then climbed a tower

and then when sunny starts to show interest in cooking they’re both like “absolutely superb you funky little chef”

[vacuum-fluorescent-display]

violet and klaus start out not wanting anything to do with each other but by the end of tbb they’ve bonded over the mutual desire to love and protect sunny

[kitsnicket]

oh-baudelaires post about violet learning mechanics from kit has me thinking abt what it would’ve been like had kit survived. she and violet would’ve gotten along so well discussing all things engineering and if they made it back to the mainland, violet could’ve even helped work on the taxi. all the stories she could tell them about their parents younger years. im…..emotional

[kitsnicket]

kit teaching them to drive

[kitsnicket]

That is absolutely what I want

[vacuum-fluorescent-display]

becca no

[veryfetchingdenouements]

A perfect extension to an AU of mine. Expect Dewey and Kit both live. I just want those kids to have real parents again