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[i-napster]

Will smith gets tricked by his son..

[adeles]

Don’t worry, she’s got help.

Avengers: Endgame (2019)

[awwcutepets]

My aunts cat is HUGE

[klubbhead]

That thing better be paying rent

[africant]

[tan-antoni]

The day the fab five began using the internet was a historical moment

[greenstares]

i hear y’all have been waiting for me

[childhoodruiner]

This is nice…

[mjalti]

[tylerposey]

[pokemonstadium2]

I think the bathrooms in this sports bar are asking me if I’m a top or bottom

[flowerinaflame]

[oneman-wolfpackk]

I know you’re tired bitch but keep fucking going

[90000000bc]

[hustlerose]

my biological pronouns are ATGCGCATATCGATCG/CGATCGATCGGCATCGTA

[hustlerose]

[greenteacology]

I don’t come out to people I just make gay jokes until they catch on

[mistakemybiology]

[18dummie]

Ahahahaha

the-morphine:

dirrtyfilthynasty:

y’all are goin to hell lmao 

omg

[versace-shadess-deactivated2015]

lmfao

[umlindsay]

If I were Big enough to get a Met Gala invite and had the money to buy the $30,000 ticket for it, why on earth would I walk out in a boooooring cute white flowy dress when I was not only given permission to but ASKED to come strutting in with a circus tent goddamn skirt and honest to goodness chicken feathers plunging top, with gloves up to my shoulders.. like heLLO

[schizophrenicarchivist-remade-d]

me watching the met gala every fucking year

[bronwynn]