NiceGuy

Scorpio ♏ 6’5 🏳️‍🌈🔞

[sunshine-eater]

Boys with fat asses

[verynicedude]

Gave my life to protect illegal crimes 💔💕🌹👍🏻💕💕

[verynicedude]

Hello world 🌎

[verynicedude]

Did you know? 🗣

In 20th-century Britain, young gay men developed a secret slang called Polari. It was a way to talk openly in public without being 'clocked' by the police or 'strays.'

Bona = Good

Vada = Look

Eek = Face

Imagine having a whole secret language just to tell your friend their outfit looked good. Honestly? Iconic.

[mlerpwonders]

All my haters become aligators when I activate my gatorinator.

[mlerpwonders]

you laugh now, but when my gatorinator is ready, it's all over

[peregreen]

[mlerpwonders]

update:

transmogrifying my haters into an animal that is known for something called the "death roll" has backfired in a manner no one could have forecasted

[peregreen]

[mlerpwonders]

Having taken stock of the situation, it's not as bad as I originally thought. It's not like these crocodilians are an urgent problem, much less a representation of my own mortality. There's no ticking clock here.

[peregreen]

well now you're just doing this on purpose

[mlerpwonders]

I think that's the highest tags forecast I have received so far.

[stargazingdustbunny]

Posts that have 100k gators to me.

[mlerpwonders]

Actually there are only 5 gators in my post, but it is an understandable mistake.

[stargazingdustbunny]

Now there are 100,005 gators on this post

[mlerpwonders]

...

You know what? Good job.

Other people said this post had thousands of notes in their mind, but only contributed two notes.

You? You said that it had 100k gators to you.

And then you did it.

+1 respect point.

[paulgadzikowski]

now that's what i call a

gator aid