Imma Nerd

she/they ~ Capricorn ~ Grey Jedi ~ Skybreaker/Windrunner ~ bi aroace 🏳️‍🌈 ~ you deserve sunshine ☀️ ~

[ravenclaw-jedi]

Hello! I figured I should share some fun facts about myself now that I’ve actually started being more active on here

You can refer to me as Raven, Ravenclaw, or Jedi (someone also called me Padi-Wizard and I loved that so honestly just anything that isn’t mean I’m fine with)

I am 20 years old

My pronouns are she/her but I’m good with they/them too

My favorite color is green (if you couldn’t tell)

I’m Bisexual and AroAce spectrum (ik those aren’t the exact colors but close enough)

Some fandoms I’m apart of:

🌿EPIC: The Musical, 🏒Heated Rivalry (I have not read any of the books tho), ✨Star Wars, 🕷️Marvel, 🦇Batman (but only through fandom I’ve never consumed canon), 🦁The Chronicals of Narnia, and 🚀🌌 Project Hail Mary (currently reading it)

I enjoy 📖reading, ✍️writing, 🥾hiking, 🏕️camping, 🧶crocheting, and 🍿movie marathons and I occasionally do 📸photography

I am currently in college for my degree in Secondary English Education

I love animals and my family has 5 cats and 2 dogs

Here I usually just reblog and every once in a while make a post :) so enjoy my weird mish-mash of posts

Feel free to message or ask me anything (appropriate) I just might not respond right away

Credit to @tcustodisart for pfp

Photography blog is @zephyr-raven

[apolladay]

You have a cold and need some over-the-counter medicine. Pills or syrup?

1) Pills because they're easy to swallow and syrup is gross

2) Syrup because you don't like swallowing pills/pills are gross

3) Pills, but you'll crush them up to avoid swallowing them whole

4) Syrup because you like the taste

5) You avoid either unless you're much sicker than just a cold.

You have a cold and need some over-the-counter medicine. Pills or syrup?

Pills because they're easy to swallow and syrup is gross

Syrup because you don't like swallowing pills/pills are gross

Pills, but you'll crush them up to avoid swallowing them whole

Syrup because you like the taste

You avoid either unless you're much sicker than just a cold.

Remaining time: 4 days 22 hours

[terpsikeraunos]

ancient greek word of the day: κακοθερής (kakotherēs), unfitted to endure summer heat

[aphilologicalbatman-deactivated]

this literally means “bad at summer” pass it on

[zipstick]

Reblog if you, too, are bad at summer

[karolinactually]

[siderealglimmer]

THANK YOU DON’T MIND IF I DO

[bpd-dylan-hall-deactivated20190]

“our teeth and ambitions are bared” is a zeugma

and it’s a zeugma where one of the words is literal and one is metaphorical which is the BEST KIND

[tuesdayisfordancing]

I didn’t know about zeugmas until just now! That is so awesome, everybody: 

zeug·ma ˈzo͞oɡmə/

noun

a figure of speech in which a word applies to two others in different senses (e.g.,John and his license expired last week ) or to two others of which it semantically suits only one (e.g., with weeping eyes and hearts ).

ISN’T THAT AWESOME??

[professorsparklepants]

#in english class in high school my teacher had us write our own zeugmas in class#and one guy came up with ‘he fell from her favor… and the window’#i am forever looking for opportunities to use that one

[siesiegirl]

She dropped her dress and inhibitions at the door.

[crumbvulet]

What’s this? My favorite rhetorical device showing up on my dashboard?

[thranduilland]

IT HAS A NAMEEEE!! OH MY GOD!!!

[candiikismet]

I LOVE THIIIIIS!!!

[orriculum]

One I’ve loved was “on their weekend trip they caught three fish and a cold”

I love these they’re like a pun and a metaphor wrapped up into one neat phrase

[tragediegh]

stay vigilant. there are still people out there who will try to convince you that eating fruit is somehow bad for your body

[bluejayblueskies]

[sergal]

big and cutes my me at you

[deinonychian]

#myme

[psilocervidae]

Green + yellow + orange is a highly underrated colour combo

[psilocervidae]

Look at her don't you love her

[narcissene]

affirmations:

- it’s fun to be awake & in an upright position

- consciousness is a gift

- i CAN do this anymore

[roomba-with-knives-taped-to-it]

“No man is an island” oh really? Really? What about him?:

[adamsmasher]

Torterra.....

[theaceoffours]

[alivingtypo]

you can pry starting sentences with 'and' or 'but' out of my cold, dead hands

[today-till-tomorrow]

op how does it feel to be the most correct person on earth

[curiositysavesthecat]

Has someone on Tumblr ever DM’ed / messaged you with this, quote, “Ahm sorry for the random message. but i need to explain somethin important i been trying to reach you but i cant maybe theres have a problem can you dm me I cant explain everythng here”?

Yes

No

Remaining time: 4 days 1 hour

*If you get this message from someone, IT IS A SCAM. Block and report anyone who sends this to you.

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[prokopetz]

Flavours of unreliable narrator:

Lying to the reader

Lying to themselves

Simply misinformed

Not paying attention

Has weird priorities

Assumed you knew

Hates you personally

Bad at communicating

Easily sidetracked

Will believe anything

Has weird prejudices

Just kind of dumb

[satorugojowidow]

Which of the three remaining european countries in the World Cup colonized your country?

Spain

France

England

Remaining time: 1 day 21 hours

[bluejayscrying]

Steph & guitar <3

My Stephanie brown has evolved so much over the years I fear one day she will be unrecognisable

come follow me on twitter !! @mittensthestar

[acanfullofspiders]

I fear we may have gone too far...

[wayba3]

The cutest little guys who could say no to them