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It's a good thing the Brits didn't win the revolutionary war or we'd all be speaking English right now

every Porsche vehicle in Russia stopped working, for reasons that are unclear but apparently related to their anti-theft satellite connection, and I need everyone to understand that this is bad.

it's bad if this was intentional and a company can just decide to brick your car remotely whenever they like. it's bad if this was accidental and your car needs a constant connection to a satellite or it stops functioning.

it's bad even though it's Porsche because if they can do it to rich people with luxury cars they can do it to anyone. it's bad even though it's Russia because a) not every Russian is responsible for the acts of the Russian government and b) if they can do it in Russia they can do it anywhere.

this is not a "lol Russia get pwned" moment, this is another example of corporations ending the concept of ownership.

anexperimentallife

gardenergremlin

It’s called ‘being able to see the corpse’

burning-cathedrals-deactivated2

So if I put you in an L-shaped swimming pool, and you knew there was a corpse around the corner, you'd be fine?

mwagneto

loving the implication that I'm a little animal and you're a scientist putting me into various bodies of water to test my corpse:water ratio tolerance

pointnclick

I don't trust anyone. I'm a bad ass lone wolf *eats food someone else grew* *crosses bridge someone else designed and trusts it not to fall* *crosses street in front of 70000lb vehicle cuz there's white lines on the ground telling it to yield*

animate-mush

See it's Romantic when they're in a French novel but it's Platonic when they're in a Greek dialog

animate-mush

You get it

bashcrandicoot

Based on a true story

merica-for-mericans-deactivated

#doctor who

unashamedly-enthusiastic

My favourite thing about Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure is that the history teacher was already going to let them do their class presentation as a group when everyone else in the year did individual presentations

charlesoberonn

Turns out you can roll a 7 on a d6

but only once.

#with the right kind of shatter you could roll a 21

swiftrunnerfelidae

every so often I remember when they crashed a train into a nuclear waste storage container, on purpose, to demonstrate how durable they were, and the storage container didn't lose any measurable containment whatsoever.

meanwhile, coal power plants can spray radioactive coal ash willy-nilly into the atmosphere all day and all night, but noooo, it's nuclear power that's the scary bad polluter.