another way to chase infinity

If you find the gatorinator post on a platform that isn't tumblr, you can cause me mental pain just by telling me! "For poor ornery people like you and like I" If you have no content on your page I will assume you are a bot (derogatory) and treat you as such.

[mlerpwonders]

[pointnclick]

I don't trust anyone. I'm a bad ass lone wolf *eats food someone else grew* *crosses bridge someone else designed and trusts it not to fall* *crosses street in front of 70000lb vehicle cuz there's white lines on the ground telling it to yield*

[animate-mush]

See it's Romantic when they're in a French novel but it's Platonic when they're in a Greek dialog

[animate-mush]

You get it

[bashcrandicoot]

Based on a true story

[merica-for-mericans-deactivated]

[unashamedly-enthusiastic]

My favourite thing about Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure is that the history teacher was already going to let them do their class presentation as a group when everyone else in the year did individual presentations

[charlesoberonn]

Turns out you can roll a 7 on a d6

but only once.

[swiftrunnerfelidae]

every so often I remember when they crashed a train into a nuclear waste storage container, on purpose, to demonstrate how durable they were, and the storage container didn't lose any measurable containment whatsoever.

meanwhile, coal power plants can spray radioactive coal ash willy-nilly into the atmosphere all day and all night, but noooo, it's nuclear power that's the scary bad polluter.

[april]

ⓘ Tip You can skip part of the day by taking a nap.

[iwantadamusername]

⚠︎ Tip

Nap lengths are always randomised.

[nicomrade]

[carbon-ate]

[transjester64]

Adding this from the comments...

[heated-blanket]

[mlerpwonders]

Tumblr did not improve, the internet got worse.

[doomedmutual]

[hypersensationalism]

what would you pick

wait a year

do 9/11

Voting ended onJul 3

[animusrox]

Bee Movie (2007) dir. Simon J. Smith & Steve Hickner X-Men: First Class (2011) dir. Matthew Vaughn

[runasulienadanika]

hey. do you think that Vader knew that Luke was his son almost immediately because he was similar to Padme, but couldn't recognise Leia as his daughter despite that he spent much more time with her, because Leia was just like Anakin and he repressed his old self for so long that he just. couldn't see it?

[adonischildsupportcase]

[ghostlyarchaeologist]