lord, beer me strength

at this point mostly SFW but still 18+ 31, bisexual. new england.

[drops-of-universe]

please dont vape your blueberry ice flavor around my kid. we are raising him on marlboro reds exclusively.

[verypowerfulwitch]

happy Monday

[sigmaleph]

every day i am thankful to ancient humans for the domestication of the cat. fucking genius idea. agriculture was a good one too btw but you really outdid yourselves with the cat thing

[verypowerfulwitch]

over here thinking "maybe I can get this cap off by myself" truly no better than a man

[2colde]

much like a beautiful horse i like salt and roaming freely

[cheaphalloweencostume]

love your neighbor or die alone asap honestly

[plebeiangoth]

[alexandriaocasiocortez]

Being a flop changed my life. The world is not my oyster, I am glowing. I walked into a pole this morning. There's very little I wouldn't do for $1,000

[psilocervidae]

Okay genuine question

Do you like going to the club

Yes, I love clubbing

I can enjoy clubbing on occasion, but not often

I do not enjoy the club

Never been to a club but I think I'd enjoy it

Never been to a club and I don't think I'd enjoy it

Nuance

Remaining time: 4 days 7 hours

[myplea-sure]

[verypowerfulwitch]

I'm so horny and annoyed that my period started today bc I'm not shy about period sex but right now I want the kind of sex that isn't realistic for first day bleeding and I'm cranky

[mingpicket]

kink: deleting someone’s pointless comment by reblogging the post from the same person they did

[verypowerfulwitch]

love my sister-in-law but her taste in books is officially questionable

[verypowerfulwitch]

gas station only had limited edition 250th lighters, so I guess there are downsides to living in rural America

[canwriteitbetterthanueverfeltit]

hey, tag this with a food people get really upset about you not liking

[apricops]

*trying to pitch public transportation to Americans* it’s like a legal form of texting while driving

[verypowerfulwitch]

I love trekkie so dearly but he's helping me design a flyer and we went over what I did and then later on he brought his computer to me to show me a flyer, which I, quite frankly, thought was worse and than admitted AI did it and I'm beyond annoyed.

This was not a task that needed to be outsourced. It's very simple and I'm not starting my career using ai trash. Which he knows full well so I'm not even sure why he did that but 🙃

[verypowerfulwitch]

okay turns out he got fed up trying to do anything on his laptop without a mouse which is relatable but still

[verypowerfulwitch]

I love trekkie so dearly but he's helping me design a flyer and we went over what I did and then later on he brought his computer to me to show me a flyer, which I, quite frankly, thought was worse and than admitted AI did it and I'm beyond annoyed.

This was not a task that needed to be outsourced. It's very simple and I'm not starting my career using ai trash. Which he knows full well so I'm not even sure why he did that but 🙃