someone call the nurse.

xi . xxiv . mmxxi

[dailymway]

day 694

[swordoftheberserkgutsrage-deact]

Your too late mr bond I alreasy peed out all my pee from my penis

[professionalchaoticdumbass]

btw if you were ever wondering. this is what i look like irl

[jasper-rolls]

[thebootydiaries]

someone: hey i genuinely care about u and i like u a lot 

my brain: ?? ? time for Joke?? make Joke??? yes??

[perfectfeelings]

“One day I’m going to wake up, roll over on my side, and kiss the love of my life good morning.”

—

[antifreezent-deactivated2023111]

You know what? Fuck you. *uneebies your deeby*

[ventussolder]

[valtsv]

i have no idea what passes for humor on this site anymore. i feel like i could say shit like "hey what's up guys i'm still trapped in this abandoned grain silo" and it'd get notes.

[elevatorz-halfpricesaleznotused]

purple + green

[xx-k1tsun3-k1d-xx]

MYSPACE <3

[killriviedead]

[ghastlyapparition-deactivated20]

[leafblogger]

i must be the most fuckable person at eeby deeby

[epaily]

the two genders

eeby and deeby

[rly-rad-val]

wake up babe new eeby deeby just dropped

[bamboo-muse]

You know what? -FINE

*un-eebys your deeby"