Ideas?
My darling daughter Meteora’s birthday is one month away! Seeing as I missed her last three hundred birthdays, I want to make this one extra special. Any gift suggestions for an intelligent young lady with oodles of energy?
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Ideas?
My darling daughter Meteora’s birthday is one month away! Seeing as I missed her last three hundred birthdays, I want to make this one extra special. Any gift suggestions for an intelligent young lady with oodles of energy?
She tried to take over Asgard, murder people, and sell her father to the devil
We've all tried to sell Odin once or twice. Muedering people is kind of bad. Taking over asgard, that's a daily thing. I fail to see your point, mystery guy.
Your wife is in jail
That's normal. What'd she do?
don’t ever feel bad for asking me to tag a trigger
i do not care what the trigger is
i will tag it for you
you have legitimate reasons to be triggered by it
and i am not one to question those reasons
so just send me an ask
anonymous if you’re scared
and i will tag it all the time in future
your wellbeing is worth twenty extra seconds of my time at least
don’t ever feel bad if i dont remember to tag it
i might be on mobile
i might be dumb
i might have forgotten
just send me an ask
anon if you’re scared
i’ll correct it
your wellbeing is worth twenty extra seconds of my time at least
She just... left. Gone, disappeared. Everyone is upset, the Fury family especially.
What the hell? When? How long?
Who? Syeda?
Yes, Syeda.
As far as I know, she disappeared two weeks ago.
And how many people are looking for her? Because it better be all of us.
She’s since returned. But there were separate little groups looking for her. Peter, Natasha and I looked everywhere. Others looked in different areas.
Good, good. Okay. *sighs* Okay. Is she well? No harm?
She just... left. Gone, disappeared. Everyone is upset, the Fury family especially.
What the hell? When? How long?
Who? Syeda?
Yes, Syeda.
As far as I know, she disappeared two weeks ago.
And how many people are looking for her? Because it better be all of us.
She just... left. Gone, disappeared. Everyone is upset, the Fury family especially.
What the hell? When? How long?
Who? Syeda?
Yes, Syeda.
She just... left. Gone, disappeared. Everyone is upset, the Fury family especially.
What the hell? When? How long?
Dad?
Yes? What do you need?
*stares* Now I have a mum and a dad.
Of course, love.
*looks up at him* Will I ever be tall like you and mum?
One day. It'll take some growing, but you will be.
Syeda is gone.
wHAT??? SOMEONE BETTER EXPLAIN.
Dad?
Yes? What do you need?
*stares* Now I have a mum and a dad.
Of course, love.
Dad?
Yes? What do you need?
@bestlokisuggestion Are you seeing Mephisto? I'd like to meet them. For my sanity as well as your wellbeing. You know I love you very much and only want the best for you. *smiles*
To be clear, it's not that she's dating someone else. it's that she's dating Mephisto. who is probably using her. this is bad. this is very bad.
Well, yes, possibly. And I will check in with her. Do not fret.
so.... your wife is dating Mephisto now
I was gone for a very long time. I understand. She can love more than just me. I know she will always love me as well.
Steeeeephen come hooooome
Stephen always returns. Being a timekeeper keeps you busy. Do you know how many kids play with the timeline? So many. I’m about to give the job to someone else.
You better
Okay, okay. I will. I promise.
*hugs him* I almost moved the kids to Asgard because I thought you had left me.
I would never even think of that! *hugs you back* I promise this is the last time it will ever happen.
*smiles* Okay. *kiss him*
*kisses them back* How are the kids?
*shrugs* I’m going to start Indigo and Killian at that mutant school of Xavier’s. I’m hoping it will help them.
@godofstoriessuggestion took Erika and Markus because I had a crisis and he won’t give them back :(
Xavier's school is one of the best. They'll do great there.
What happened?
Steeeeephen come hooooome
Stephen always returns. Being a timekeeper keeps you busy. Do you know how many kids play with the timeline? So many. I’m about to give the job to someone else.
You better
Okay, okay. I will. I promise.
*hugs him* I almost moved the kids to Asgard because I thought you had left me.
I would never even think of that! *hugs you back* I promise this is the last time it will ever happen.
*smiles* Okay. *kiss him*
*kisses them back* How are the kids?