Wooden Overcoats: S2 Ep2 - A Funeral House Divided
“I can’t stand it any longer.”
“I want to know where you get the energy from!”
“Did you say bouncy comfort?”
“I’m going to the market!”
“The transition has not been a smooth one.”
“He/She/They was/were so good at it!”
“I can fit you in next Thursday, but only in the back of the rickshaw.”
“Makes you sick, doesn’t it?”
“They’re not gimmicks.”
“They consider it gestures that make the service a unique and memorable experience.”
“There must be something he’s/she’s/they’re not doing right.”
“If we can’t beat him/her/them at his own game, I say we need to completely change ours.”
“There’s only one kind of funeral: the kind where a dead person gets hidden from view in a very permanent way.”
“Quick! Hide your face in the bird’s nest!”
“We’re just opening up a sandwich bar!”
“Whatever happens in the back of a rickshaw stays in the back of a rickshaw.”
“Are you thinking what I’m thinking?”
“That wasn’t what I was thinking at all!”
“Look, I’m trying to relax with my strawberry mousse.”
“Let’s say I’m an investor: win me over.”
“We take the grief out of grieving!”
“Don’t argue with me, sunshine.”
“Nobody wants their loved ones flung into a pothole.”
“We’re doing our own thing!”
“How much would they even cost?”
“You know how to fail in this industry better than either of us.”
“We’re not not-going with my idea!”
“Let’s find out the going rate for slabs of marble!”
“How often does anyone hold a press conference, anyway?”
“Didn’t know we had a radio station!”
“Would you happen to have plain tap water?”
“Doesn’t/Don’t she/he/they hate us?”
“It’s a bit like a play!”
“Don’t you wish you were prosperous? Don’t you wish you were happy? Don’t you wish you were free?”
“Tell me your dreams: I can supply them!”
“I don’t have very long left on this earth.”
“About twenty years ago, I had a relatively vivid dream… it told me the exact day and time I was due to die.”
“My sleep is full of nightmares.”
“Ah-ha! A fellow calendar reader!”
“I count blades of grass.”
“I hate snake oil!”
“Are you sure you’ve thought this through?”
“This might be the happiest day of my life.”
“We just need to be very, very creative.”
“Meeting you has only confirmed what I’ve always feared.”
“It will be beautiful, moving, artistically ambitious!”
“I did look at a painting once, but I found it exhausting.”
“I’m so chuffed, I could go home and take a nap!”
“I like glitter cannons.”
“My public needs me.”
“Now comes the fun part: taking their deposits which are, of course, non-refundable!”
“Where is everyone?”
“All my bookings have been canceled! Every single one!”
“I was so appalled I could barely stomach my second hotdog.”
“You’ve succeeded beyond your wildest dreams.”
“A pyrrhic victory, wouldn’t you say, you stupid clod?”
“It’s better than silence.”
“All fifty of the doves have to land on the heads of the orphans simultaneously.”
“Tell the dove trainer we’ll call him/her/them back.”
“It’s the perfect time to gloat! I’m doing it now!”
“The dance troupe’s already on the plane from Brazil.”
“Well, that resolves all my issues.”
“Who’d like to see a little magic?”
“This has been a glorious evening!”
“Who knew my greengrocer could speak so emotionally about my favorite vegetables?”
“I should be in that bejeweled sarcophagous over there.”
“I can’t believe you’d be so unscrupulous.”
“How did you make all those orphans cry on cue?”
“What if we wanted something that was better than yours but not expensive as hers/his/theirs?”
“Don’t fall for more of his/her/their gimmicks!”
“You’re incredible in a very bad way.”
“Finally, the penny drops.”
“Would it kill either one of you to stop bickering for one day?”
“Perhaps the job was losing the spark.”
