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I once sent a woman a text message so interesting that she took three whole days to read it

Mentioned to my mom I'm asexual a couple months ago and today.... we got into the car and she hit me with, "So you use they/them pronouns now?"

I went, "What. no. she/her."

"How does that work? With she/her/hers and they/them?"

I stared at her. "What are you talking about?"

"Well you came out as-" and I said, "I'm asexual."

She replied, "Like an amoeba, I know."

"Oh. My god. No. Mom. It doesn't- it's not the asexual you learned about in biology. I didn't come out as a single celled organism."

With heavy relief, she said "Oh, it has a different meaning?"

"Yes, mom."

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Image ID: a screenshot of a reply that says "Tbh it is pretty sweet that she thought you identified as a single-cell organism and instead of being incredulous, she tried to understand" /end ID

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five reál is my "everypony"

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commission for @frogonaut ! I rarely draw dogs and this was an interesting experience!

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parasitoidism

Girl said she’d let me see her DDs but when I got to her house she just had her shirt off and she didn’t even have a ps2 let alone a copy of digital devil saga. Waste of my damn time

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