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naming things is so..........complicated
so...I’m like 90.81% sure about what I want to do with this blog. m’thinkin’ this old thing is going to be archived so I can start fresh like I want to; new icons, new tags, updated bio, the whole shebang. haven’t decided about the url yet, but I may go for something new too. we’ll see about that.
I hope to have the new blog up and running before the end of the year!
Darren is like an idiom dictionary. except he mixes half of them up and makes up random things on the fly so it’s difficult to tell what’s an idiom and what’s a Darrenism.
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Send “‼️” for my muse to hug yours after being reunited after a long time apart.
The last time she had seen the vampire was probably when she was just freed from Bard’s capture, escaping and fleeing without a second thought. In other words, it had been centuries.
Now she had been in Lucis for a while, feeling weak after a daemon attack and hunters got to her all at once. There was a haven close by where she and Brynjar made ‘camp’, Yvaine sitting for just a bit to properly heal herself.
However, when Brynjar’s ears perked up and his attention went to something in the distance, her peaceful moment had ended. Once again the dragoness was on her feet, Lilarcor in her hand and she was rushing toward the invader, tackling them and pinning her sword to their throat with a warning growl.
A familiar scent waved through her and her eyes widened, lifting her hand off of their shoulder and putting Lilarcor away. It was held in the back of her memory, but she could never forget the scent of the boy who reminded her to keep her humanity in check while she was held captive. While she was prisoner.
“..Darren?” She breathed, leaning back so he could sit up as well. He had grown up, his face more angular than the last time she saw him. For a moment Yvaine was just in disbelief, sitting there with wide eyes as he scrambled to sit up in front of her. “Darren!”
Without a second thought her arms flew around his neck, pulling the child against her in a gleeful hug. This entire time she had taken up speaking this world’s tongue, so to speak his native tongue felt more of a relief than anything.
“Where have you been? How did you find me? Have you been taking care of yourself?” Like a parent who hadn’t seen their child in years, Yvaine rushed out any questions she had. Until one flashed through her mind.
Pulling back from the embrace, she instantly got stiff again and looked over his shoulders.
“..Is Bard with you?”
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“Rose, did you know people eat spiders when they sleep? How do they even know that; did some morbid scientist sit over a snoozing guy and document it? Why wouldn’t you help the poor sod, he’s eating spiders!”
The look on Darren’s face was nothing but disgust with a dash of horror that was much more apparent in his tone. Sinking further into the couch [ and just a teeny bit closer to Rose ], his voice fell to a disturbed mutter. “That’s just screwed up, man. Not to mention rude.”
He was never sleeping again, nope, not ever.
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“If humans could fly, do you think they—” he winced minutely at the accidental word choice, hoping she hadn’t caught the slip, “—we would still end up creating planes? Or would we just fly in formation like geese?”
It occurred to him after a moment that he didn’t know this woman...ah well. She seemed nice, and for Darren that was a good enough reason to converse with anyone. Besides, he was bored.
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The thought that Dark might not be pleased with his presence in the vampire’s house never crossed Darren’s mind, not even once in the half hour it took him to find a way inside. How did he get in there, you ask? With much difficulty.
Much difficulty.
Now he’d made himself quite comfortable on the man’s couch, nearly asleep when he heard the doorknob rattle, and he jolted upright in surprise. But one look told Darren it was just Dark, not a wannabee pizza guy with a stake, and he settled back into his casual position.
“There you are! Thought you were never coming back, and I’d find you in a ditch or something. You didn’t happen to bring dinner, did you?”
Here's a big ol' cheek kiss for her absolute favorite bat boy!
Darren didn’t know if it was his position — head atop folded arms, textbooks strewn about the table, finally studying like he should be — or because he appeared asleep [ almost was ] amidst the chaos that prompted her to bless him with a kiss, but it brought a smile to his face nonetheless. Turning his head to see her better, he couldn’t help smiling a bit wider; Rose looked like she’d been up all night with her nose in the books too.
“Did y’know there’s a hundred billion planets just…in our galaxy,” Darren muttered tiredly, recalling one of the many astrology facts he had to know for the test tomorrow. “How did they calculate that? Did they guess? Bet they guessed after double counting a few hundred times.” Sounded like questionable ‘facts’ to him, but what did he know, he wasn’t a scientist. He couldn’t even count that high. It hurt his brain.
Fingers found Rose’s hand, holding it close to trace around her knuckles with his thumb. These were the moments when he was inexplicably happy that she was around, when they could simply be, as mundane as that seemed. But he wanted it no other way.
“’Least the odds were in my favor to be on this one with you.”
/vigorously sprays anti-porn spray
Quiz Here tagged by: I stole it shhhhhhh tagging: Pikachu, I choose you
Dating Strengths
Sense of Humor (85.7%) - Girls are attracted to people with a good sense of humor. Be sure to put yours on display!
Spirituality (84.6%) - Your spiritual side brings you peace and balance, and keeps you grounded. This is attractive, as you can help reinforce this quality in other people.
Generosity (73.3%) - You are a giving person by nature. Others will see this quality in you and recognize your kind nature. Take care not to let others take advantage of you.
Friendliness (68.8%) - Your friendliness makes you approachable and fun to be around. A wide circle of friends also works to your advantage on the dating scene.
Open-Mindedness (63.6%) - You are open to trying new things and entertaining new ideas, and this widens your pool of available girls.
Dating Weaknesses
Appearance (55.6%) - Devoting a greater effort at making good first impressions is a must. Try to be fit and develop a style if you want to catch a girl's attention.
One of the best versions of this song.
12 Days of Christmas (Christmas Medley) - Straight No Chaser
30 Days of Christmas Music Step into Christmas - Elton John (Single, 1973)
TAKE THIS TEST FOR YOUR MUSE AND POST YOUR RESULTS, TAG AS MANY AS YOU’D LIKE ! DO NOT REBLOG.
TAGGED BY: stolen from myself TAGGING: if you haven’t been tagged yet then guess what Pikachu, I choose you
WARMTH |||||||||||||||||||||||| 74% - supportive, comforting INTELLECT ||||||||||||||| 50% - instinctive, unstable / cerebral, analytical EMOTIONAL STABILITY |||||||||||||||||||||||||||| 90% - level headed, calm AGGRESSIVENESS ||| 10% - modest, docile LIVELINESS |||||||||||||||||| 54% - wild, fun loving DUTIFULNESS |||||||||||||||||||||||| 74% - conforming, traditional SOCIAL ASSERTIVENESS |||||||||||||||||||||||||||| 86% - uninhibited, bold SENSITIVITY |||||||||||||||||| 54% - touchy, soft PARANOIA |||||||||||| 34% - trusting, easy going ABSTRACTNESS ||||||||||||||||||||| 66% - strange, imaginative INTROVERSION |||||||||||| 34% - open, friendly ANXIETY ||||||||||||||||||||| 66% - fearful, self-doubting OPENMINDEDNESS |||||||||||||||||| 58% - curious, exploratory INDEPENDENCE |||||| 18% - outgoing, social PERFECTIONISM |||||||||||| 38% - disorganized, messy TENSION ||||||||| 30% - relaxed, cool
My girlfriend: *studiously doing her accounting homework, listening to instrumental music, very focused*
Me: *upside down in my desk chair* do you think stars have feelings
tbh I’m forever amazed by people who can watch a thing and catch the foreshadowing/metaphors/creative stuff that I’m too logically hardwired to notice without it being pointed out to me
