[tankaramo]

me: *gets scared that i’m wasting my life* me: i’m gonna deal with this feeling by taking a long nap in the middle of the day

[adh-deku]

I made a thing

[aimmyarrowshigh]

imagine the privilege of only having to remember the holocaust one day a year, and only because of a hashtag

[xoxotupacsdaughter-deactivated2]

[starshein]

Listen up. There is literally an app that can help you avoid self harm and I don’t know why we aren’t talking about it.

Calm Harm can be tailored to your needs and will provide strategies to help you get past those crucial moments of wanting to harm.

It’s also totally FREE.

once again, it’s called CALM HARM

[visualtraining-deactivated20240]

do i believe in romance…not sure. am i obsessed with it…absolutely

[syntacked]

Person: I have a crush on you. Me: Just wait, it’ll go away.

[stardustschild]

Me to my anxiety : can u like calm down these people don’t even think about you Depression : ever Me: that’s not what I meant

[captainsamericaa]

everyone wants hugh jackman to be a tough manly man but he just wants to sing show tunes and we should let him

[blaekswan-deactivated20210428]

me, age 15: i cant wait to be 20 when i will finally reach my full potential, peak me,

me, on my 20s: i cant wait to die

[glumshoe]

What I say: “I’m touch-starved.”

What you think I mean: “I need a hug.”

What I truly mean: “I need someone to platonically lie across me with their full weight, crushing my body and providing deep pressure until my errant soul is reabsorbed into my flesh. Also, a hug would be nice.”

[sameoldsin]

shit tier: fake therapy session in your head

god tier: fake livestream in your head wherein you’re a famous youtuber venting to your fans during an impromptu younow at 2am while crying uncontrollably

[wellamarke]

i’m seeing lots of ‘this is a circus, not a factory’ posts but not a single one have i seen so far about hugh jackman’s character in greatest showman attempting to stEAL A LOAF OF BREAD

[dawnquafam]

Hugh Jackman and Zac Efron having a sing/dance-off is not a thing I knew I needed until today

[animentality]

Friend: how could Zac Efron fall in love with zendaya when he barely spoke to her, he just met her once and was like-

Me: I’m in love with zendaya and I haven’t even met her, what are you on about

[sarah531-deactivated20180901]

Regardless of what you thought of The Greatest Showman, you gotta admit that seeing Lettie - a large, proud woman of colour rocking facial hair - bursting into a room of snooty white people she was told not to enter and marching right through them with her friends, making the crowds part to make way, while singing “I make no apologies, this is me!”

is a 2018 mood.

[this-is-where-evolution-got-me]

Zac Efron in Highschool Musical : I don’t sing *breaks out in singing*

Zac Efron in the greatest Showman : I don’t do showbiz *breaks out in singing and dancing*