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[vexeddetective]

"Holt! Hey, hey- it's like.. man, it's late, huh?" Gavin stared at the time on his phone. 11 PM, that couldn't be right- he'd just checked a moment ago and it was 10:30..

"Sorry, I'm super fuckin.. god, I'm drunk as shit man. What are you doing? You're not still at the station, are you?"

[is-itself-a-deviant]

Holt? The detective's eyes widened comically at the unexpected abbreviation of his name. Not to mention how candidly Gavin was speaking to him. Such interactions were usually saved for the likes of Officer Chen. Not that Holton made a point to notice.

Looking aimlessly around his apartment, then down at the stack of reports resting on his lap, Holton found himself almost at a loss for words. "It might surprise you, but contrary to popular belief, I have a life outside the precinct. Where are you?"

[vexeddetective]

"You just don't seem like the type to do anything but work. You're like a machine sometimes." Gavin laughed to himself.

"What? Oh- I'm at the park. Thought on my day off I'd bar crawl and relax. Fell asleep while I was out here though. Still drunk, in the dark, but I think I'll survive this one." There's a sound over the phone as Gavin shifts and lays back down.

"I've got a full bottle of whiskey left, probably gonna save it for a while."

[vexeddetective]

"I'm three sheets to the fucking wind high right now... so I know I called you, but I'm gonna need you to tell me who you are."

[is-itself-a-deviant]

Holton shook his head, fighting back the growing urge to reel off the implications of his admittance, but also the audacity that, even in his current state, he didn't recognise the sound of his partner's voice.

"Gavin? It's Holton - Nines. We work together? You called me 'cause... Just why did you call me?"

[vexeddetective]

"Holt! Hey, hey- it's like.. man, it's late, huh?" Gavin stared at the time on his phone. 11 PM, that couldn't be right- he'd just checked a moment ago and it was 10:30..

"Sorry, I'm super fuckin.. god, I'm drunk as shit man. What are you doing? You're not still at the station, are you?"

[vexeddetective]

"I'm three sheets to the fucking wind high right now... so I know I called you, but I'm gonna need you to tell me who you are."

[toalternate]

LINES I’VE HEARD THAT ARE RAW AS HELL: A SENTENCE STARTER PACK

“I will face God and walk backwards into Hell.” ”Pick a god and pray.” “Then perish.” “Violence for violence is the rule of beasts.” “I have been through Hell and come out singing.” “There are no gods here.” ”Kiss my ass, you sanctimonious bastard.” “Do I look like the kind of man who dies?” ”Do you think God stays in heaven because he too lives in fear of what he’s created here on earth?” ”Most monsters are a manifestation of our own fears and inability to accept different cultures we don’t understand.” ”You can only learn from pain, the more pain the wiser you become.” ”God, forgive me.” ”I am blighted being cursed with sight.” ”This is the age of the expanding man.” “God’s dead and soon we will be, too.” “I thought there were no heroes left in this world.” ”To become God is the loneliest achievement of them all.” “You kneel before my throne unaware that it was built on lies.” “Impudent of you to assume I will meet a mortal end.” ”People who don’t fear death are the ones who crave it.” “This is Hell’s territory and I am beholden to no gods.” “Bury me shallow, I’ll be back.” ”Perception is truth to those who perceive it as such.” “Take this gift, for the gods surely won’t.” ”When the weight of the world is on your shoulders, you learn.” “Ironic that someone whose purpose it is to restore life would wish death upon themself.” “God wishes he were me.” “One day, you will be face to face with whatever saw fit to let you exist in the universe, and you will have to justify the space you’ve filled.” “Everything that we know and love is reducible to the absurd amount of chemicals, and there is therefore no intrinsic value in this material universe.” “Hypocrite that you are, for you to trust the chemicals in your brain to tell you they are chemicals.” “All knowledge is ultimately based on that which we cannot prove.” “Will you fight? Or will you perish like a dog?” “You’re a coward. You always were.” “Deviation from the norm will be punished unless it is exploitable.”

[vexeddetective]

new tag dump!

[rpmemes-galore]

oh my god, they were roommates  … sentence starters

also included some aimed at cohabitating couples

“Did we leave the stove on?”

“Did you remember to unplug that?”

“Did you know you talk in your sleep?”

“Do you wanna just order pizza tonight?”

“You’re slowing down the internet, again.”

“I washed dishes last night. It’s your turn.”

“Seriously? You ate them all? Without me?”

“Do you have to have your music that loud?”

“Oh, don’t give me that! It had my name on it!”

“Scootch over, you’re hogging the whole couch.”

“You made dinner? Thanks, it smells really good.“

“Touch my chips and you’re gonna meet the lord.”

“My Netflix password, I get to decide what we watch.”

“If you touch that thermostat one more time, I swear…”

“Oh, yeah, light’s been burnt out for, like, a week, now.”

“Put down the broom and go to bed, you’re exhausted.”

“I just pulled all these out of the couch. Care to explain?”

“I swear, this place is haunted. The lights keep flickering.”

“No. You can’t solve every household issue with duct-tape.”

“Was that the sound of a pipe bursting? Please, tell me no.”

“You can’t just hoard (trash item). You’re like a dragon of garbage.”

“Well, I would’ve liked to sleep, but SOMEONE hogged the bed last night.”

“Our neighbors keep eyeing our little garden. I think they’re jealous. Good.”

“So, don’t panic, but you know how they say you shouldn’t microwave metal…?”

“Excuse you, you don’t need a pillow. I’m right here, and perfectly pillow-shaped!”

“Did you really write ‘REDRUM’ on the mirror? You almost gave me a heart attack!”

“Hey, I know you’ve had a rough day, so I made a quick stop and picked up your favorite snack.”

“Sorry I didn’t warn you that I sleepwalk. Didn’t mean to become your sleep paralysis demon.”

“Yeah, I’d love to do the yardwork… if it could stop snowing/raining/storming for more than ten seconds.”

“I was going to throw out the milk, but it’s been in there so long, it gained sentience and I’m scared to get near it.”

“Since things keep breaking, I think we have a household ghost. And I’m gonna name him Steve. Steve, you’re a dick.”

“Apparently, you can duct tape a person to a wall. We have duct tape. We have a wall. Are you seeing where I’m going with this?”

“Somewhere in this house, there’s a smoke alarm low on batteries. And it’s taunting me with its beeps, because it knows I can’t figure out which one it is.”

[vexeddetective]

Hey guys, after about three years of dead silence I'm getting back into DBH and might be slowly trying to come back. No promises though /lhj

[vexeddetective]

Me, sending asks out of the blue after multiple months of complete silence:

[ruthlessnessisyourdesire-archive]

Ind. DBH. Muses. Group Promo. Feat: Pri. Sel. Mutual Excl. Non-Sel. 18-21+ content

1. @theveryfirst || Chloe RT600 || Non-Sel. 18+ 2. @denicdlife || Rohan RK900 || Pri. Sel. Mutuals. 21+ 3. @ruthlessnessisyourdesire || Sixty RK800-60 || Pri. Sel. Mutuals 21+ 4. @rob0badge || Multimuse Connor, Gavin, Sierra, Markus || Pri. Sel. Mutuals. 21+ 5. @creatorofclay || Elijah Kamski || Non-Sel. 18+ 6. @celestial-trepidation || Deimos RK900 || Non-Sel. 18+ 7. @noblecne || Arya RE400 || Semi-Sel. Mutuals. 18+ 8. @bluebloodstained​ || Connor RK800 || Pri. Sel. Mutuals. 21+ 9. @risefrxmtheash || Ash WR400 || Sel. Mutuals. 18+ 10. @cherry-delights || Vian || Non-Sel. 18+ 11. @itisnothingtodie || Simon PL600 || Non-Sel. 18+ 12. @jadedindreams || Jade Winthrope || Pri. Sel. Mutuals. 21+ 13. @creation-is-chaos || Corvus DeVille (RK800-61) || Pri. Sel. Mutuals. 21+ 14. @lover-of-wolves​ || Connor Griffin || Pri. Sel. Mutuals. Excl. 21+ 15. @vexeddetective || Gavin Reed, Lucifer RK900 || Semi-Sel. 18+ special request promo || follow these babes 

[vexeddetective]

“i hate to break it to you, but you’re not supposed to do any strenuous physical activity for the next couple weeks, and if i have to personally make sure you don’t every waking hour of the day then i’m fully prepared to do that.” -Sarah from @agodandhisandroids

The whine Gavin lets out is reminiscent of a bratty child. The accompanying kick underneath the thick blankets doesn’t do anything to lessen the likeness.

“like hell i’m gonna fucking lay here for weeks!” Gavin nearly howls in anger, trying to kick off the blankets with wobbly, pained kicks. “i’m getting up right fucking now, and you won’t do shit!” When he does sit up, it’s with a great deal of struggling and pained groans. Gavin looks exhausted when he finally completes the journey.

“aight...maybe i won’t be goin’ anywhere....for one week.”

[vexeddetective]

“you’ll be even worse off if you don’t let me bandage this.”

“you’ll be worse off if you-” The detective coughed, blood splattering onto the floor. He seemed enraptured by the sight of the splatter, eyes widening. He didn’t seem like he’d be letting Markus any closer, though, a loose grip still wrapped around his pistol.

“if...if you get any fucking closer...bitch.”

He shifted a little, wincing and clenching his fist. 

“don’t....don’t come any closer....”

[vexeddetective]

“listen, asshole. i’m gonna carry you home whether you like it or not. you’re not in any condition to get there yourself.”

“you can go fuck yourself, tin can.“ Gavin gives the android a shove, falling back against his desk with a soft groan.

“i...fucking hell..shit, that hurts...aight, fucking fine...but if you start shit while you’re in my arms, i’ll fucking shoot you.” The man shifted to sit back on his desk, sitting on the surface and waiting the Sixty to pick him up and carry him off. 

“d’you know how to ride a bike?”

[vexeddetective]

“listen, asshole. i’m gonna carry you home whether you like it or not. you’re not in any condition to get there yourself.”

“you won’t do shit, Hops.” Gavin snarled, clutching his side. “i can make it home just fine on my own.“ He takes a few wobbly steps, stumbling back against the wall with a pained groan, feeling hot blood spread under his shirt.

“don’t fucking touch me.” He didn’t have to look back to know Hopper was following him, probably with a bored look on his stupid fucking face.

[vexeddetective]

Please stop arresting me, man.

“stop doin’ drugs, then.” Gavin growled, using more force than necessary to shove the younger man into his holding cell.

“is your daddy coming to get you this time, or are we finally kicking your ass into jail, kid?” He leaned up against the glass of the holding cell, examining his cuticles as a show of indifference.

[vexeddetective]

“i hate to break it to you, but you’re not supposed to do any strenuous physical activity for the next couple weeks, and if i have to personally make sure you don’t every waking hour of the day then i’m fully prepared to do that.”

The look on Gavin’s face was indescribable, but hilarious. His eye began to twitch as he sat up, biting down on his tongue to stop the groan of pain.

“you’d better be fucking kidding me, Dawkins!” He hissed between clenched teeth, sending her a glare for the ages. “you can’t stop me from doing shit, even if you tried.” Bold words from a man laying in a hospital bed.

[parismemes]

CARING FOR STUBBORN MUSES. for when the person you’re trying to care for insists they don’t need your help.

“at least let me clean the wound!” “you’ll be even worse off if you don’t let me bandage this.” “i really think you need to see a doctor.” “i made you some soup, and i’m going to sit here until you eat it. i can wait.” “your feelings matter too! i can’t help you if i don’t even know what’s making you upset!” “..i’m here if you need anything, okay?” “stop trying to push yourself! you can’t do this on your own!” “listen, i know you don’t want to, but.. maybe you should rest for a while. you’re not going to get anywhere like this.” “i’ll make you a deal: i’ll just get you some bandages, and nothing else, and you stop making a fuss over it.” “how long has it last been since you slept?” “have you even been taking your medicine?” “i know you think you have to get through this by yourself, but you have people here to help you.” “let me take care of you, for once.” “you’re gonna hurt yourself even more if you do stupid things like that!” “i hate to break it to you, but you’re not supposed to do any strenuous physical activity for the next couple weeks, and if i have to personally make sure you don’t every waking hour of the day then i’m fully prepared to do that.” “it’s okay to cry in front of me, you know. you don’t have to carry this alone.” “stop trying to act like you’re not bleeding out in front of me!! this is serious!” “listen, asshole. i’m gonna carry you home whether you like it or not. you’re not in any condition to get there yourself.” “oh my god, why didn’t you tell me it was this bad?!”

[vexeddetective]

alright lads- i cleared out my askbox (except of positivity notes and things like that) so im hoping to be a little more active on here? not gonna get my hopes up though lmao