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@vfidiots
Okay first of all - VFI aint dead just yet!!! Changes to the page made ārandom walkinsā extremely rare but every now and then I still get messages. Most of them goĀ āhiā. *sigh*
Also first of all and in all seriousnes I hope this is not a legit suicidal person rambling to a stranger. Something tells me it aint but you never know.
Either way... what? So thereās a girl and a girlfriend and then thereās a him and then there is the sender, boy, that seems wild.
....huh?
...when a dude messages you telling you a lot of random shit, including his age, and when you click on the profile to block him it says a whole different age.
What?
Oh god I am so confused right now! Last thing he just messaged me:
babe what happen ? What are you say ?
Someone told me that this could actually be a bot.
That would be so sad. :(
lol
Uh uh uh is that like a magic trick? How many guesses do you get?
Anyways you guessed wrong. Better luck next time.
(Donāt you just love how fucking casual these people bring up their topic of choice?)
Of course you have, sillybutt. Because I am 70% sure that āClarksā is back! The phrasing, using of emojis, ārealyā and the fact that again the profile features all-square pictures of a way too handsome fellaā¦ Some ig model type is missing his pictures... All seems very familiar.
This is the beginning of my conversation with this troll.
(submission comment)
I have to admit I am not entirely sure what the fuck is going on. I guess that troll started it and you have to read bottom-up. Iād love to know what became of this!
(Btw the submission had a screenshot of the profile included which showed that the dude already had two damage bombs. xD WTF)
Soooo... I guess... thatās a compliment now huh?
Anyways I bet I had inboxes from that guy before. Something about the overexcitednes and the phrasing and skype.... itās just a hunch.
(Profile says heās 39. If I text people like that when Iām that age, SHOOT ME!)
GUYS! Please be aware that I am just kidding, but this is the only way to react to either unsolicited sexting - or a troll.
Okay so first... I am not a blonde. Second... wtf is this, arian Hairism??? What about gingers? Do they not deserve to be treated like princesses? Brunettes? Ladies that have gone grey? We have a special idiot here.
Oh hey, itās this guy again.
What? Wait.... WHAT? Ok so out of the blue I received this. I swear I haven't had contact with this person before. Let's try to understand it. "More than pritty then u are lol why status why don't you come to pa fight me I'm married ur not lol status why don't you text message me say it my phone number lol if u got a problem with this message haha probably be pretty the u lol" "More than pritty then you are lol" probably means that she's prettier than me. I shall not comment on that due to my good manners. I am clueless on the "why status" bit. "Why don't you come to pa fight me" now THAT I do understand, but why would I want to travel to the US to get beaten up by a woman who could CLEARLY and probably literally eat me for breakfast? "I'm married ur not lol" well congrats honey. I bet he's a prince. Another "status" that confuses me. "Why don't you text message me say it my phone number lol" ..."say it my phone number "... Eh? Also, no thanks. "if u got a problem with this message haha" welp I'm having quite a hard time trying to understand it but something tells me that's not what she means. "Probably be pretty the u lol" surely is meant to once more drive home the self-esteem smashing message that she is way more beautiful than I am... Guys... PLEASE PLEASE tell me you get these incredibly fucking weird messages too.
Ah damnit!
Imagine the pain it causes me when some dude deletes our conversation BEFORE I CAN GET A GOOD SCREENSHOT!!! Idk how he did it but Iām so sad because it was so funny ;______;
Oh hey, itās biohazard guy again!
Lol.
Itās been two months. Thereās some actual dedication here! xD