[waxworm-moved]

[contextfreepatentart]

[todays-xkcd]

Gen-Z got a chunk of the Carboniferous, and now all their memes are about how pathetic and small today's dragonflies are.

Nostalgia Content [Explained]

Transcript Under the Cut

[Cueball is standing, with his arms out, in front of a Prototaxite towering over a mossy landscape. To his right, a Tamagotchi (bottom-left) and milk-caps (referred to in this comic as "pogs", top-left) appear. The 3 milk-caps that can be seen show a skull with a snake through its eyeball, a figure 8 & a star (3 more milk-caps are also shown, but have obscured pictures).] Cueball: Who else remembers pogs? Tamagotchis? Vast forests of Prototaxites towering over the mossy landscape as armored fish stir in the deep?

[Caption below the panel:] Due to a database error, millennial nostalgia now includes a portion of the early Devonian.

[sport-news-daily]

all the basketball players no longer have names. someone did some amazing shit with the ball lately but we just cant tell you who

[sport-news-daily]

all the teams have been dissolved and recongealed into sort of one organism. the players are normal - the change has not been biological - but a sacred vow of some sort has been undertaken

[sport-news-daily]

all the games now take on more the appearence of roiling waves crashing into eachother ceaslessly. and the roster of each team seems to have been randomised. seems to be constantly rerandomised

[sport-news-daily]

sometimes mid game, players will step off and others will step back on, or will seem to have switched sides, once, and then twice, and then again and again.

[cryptotheism]

Given how often solar eclipse are used to date historical events, I think an international calendar should begin on the day of the first recorded total solar eclipse.

[cryptotheism]

If scientist are right about some Irish petroglyphs, it is currently the year 5365. Christ was born in 3340. The Egyptian middle kingdom period lasted from 1300 to 1558. The Ottoman empire took Constantinople in 4793. Star Wars episode IV was released in 5312.

[fyeahsonicthehedgehog]

Can you post Sonic And The Black Knight? Its my favorite Sonic game

[halondrus]

oh me? I lost my penis when I ignored the "Don't touch the machinery" sign. you know how it is

[halondrus]

you all hate me and my penis. I mean penisnt

[halondrus]

I made the mistake of looking at this while taking an order over the headset at work and started laughing really hard and had to gather myself for a second and my coworkers kept trying to look at my phone to see what I was laughing at

[uchudishe]

[chongoblog]

[dogpuppy]

[eategg24]

my new music app lets you listen to: rain water red ooze seeping out of a broken pipe tune in for more when. i get to it

[cryptotheism]

Comforting a suicidally depressed Chap-hop rapper: hey man I'm sorry nobody is fucking with your rap Zeppelin. You'll find your cricket bat. [He starts unzipping his pantaloons] hey professor rhymes not now. Don't do that. You want some tea? You probably love tea right?

[orteil42]

i strongly feel there should be a bart simpson emoji

[orteil42]

[woman-becomer]

is one day blinding stew supposed to last more than one day. day two right now . any advice is greatly appreciated

[prohaloplayer-deactivated202601]

honestly for me this situation isnt drawing a single bead of sweat first i grab the tiger's jaw with both hands and pry it open, quickly bandaging the wounds i received (didn't hit anything important) and pushing the tiger away while simultaneously falling into my grizzly bear stance and watching as the tiger scurries away with its tail betweens its legs at the sight of my massive shoulder humps. i roar defiantly and catch three dozen salmon at the river

[thefleetingflashofa-sword623]

I'd summon twin scythes

[prohaloplayer-deactivated202601]

really cool

[kaylmao]

[kaylmao]