victoria.uwu

Self-proclaimed lesbian icon. Conduit of cute. She/her.

[vickicore]

i think its happening soon.

[vickicore]

i should kill myself for letting myself get molested

[vickicore]

im sorry for fuckimg up so bad

[vickicore]

i need to die so bad

[sesh]

[drtanner]

This is genuinely one of my favourite videos on the fucking planet.

[thysilus]

me frm 2016 lookin @ me frm 2022

[thysilus]

wh…what?

[thysilus]

BRO??????????????

[thysilus]

u seein this shit, bedroom demon?

[soundclown]

she got that regular penis

[soundclown]

[soundclown]

[soundclown]

glad this resonated

[natalieironside]

One time I shared a post that contained (unbeknownst to me) incorrect information about how big anglerfish are and people sent me anon hate about it for years and accused me of being the center of a conspiracy to spread fish-based misinformation, I would occasionally get messages in my inbox out of the blue like "You're a terrible person for telling lies about fish and I hope you die," and I think that that more than anything else is the real Tumblr Dot Com experience

[natalieironside]

Anyway anglerfish are fucking huge. They're born the size of a Ford F250 and grow up to be six times taller than God.

[monstersexts]

I wish HRT would give me claws

[trans-peridot]

Since Kung Pow Penis is coming back into the tumblrina’s arsenal, and new users are supposedly coming here from twitter who might not know in the first place, I think people need a bit of a reminder how to use it properly. You should only start or continue a KPP attack if OP is the one you’re trying to use it on. If you use it on somebody who added to the post, they won’t see shit past the initial K, and a potentially undeserving OP will have their notifications spammed by stray letters for ages.

With great power comes great responsibility, and with great Kung Pow comes great Penis.

[hollowtones]

well I am very cute & I can do a forward roll but my technique is not super good

[thespongebobsquarepantsmovie]

people will be swoon over a guy and he will be the type of guy to get covered in tar from a crashing tar tank followed by feathers from a feather supply truck crashing into the tar tank

[kcarslog]

紫信号🔞🚥

正義実現委員会に入ったアズサっていう妄想

[heripiro]

この度務めていた会社を退職し、フリーランスのイラストレーターとして活動することとなりました！ これからはより一層精進していく所存ですのでよろしくお願いします！ お仕事のご依頼など募集しておりますので、お気軽にお声掛けください！

[calstone-light-o]

yes queen you are so normal

[charlesoberonn]

Isn't this the killer spy mom everyone is obsessed with?

[curiooftheheart]

No this is a normal woman who seems normal

[librarychair]

Hey yall, I wanted to make a PSA about this because it'll be useful to many of you in the United States. You might qualify for public assistance now, specifically because of rising food prices.

The federal poverty line, the biggest determining factor for public assistance, has been kept artificially low for decades because it was based on the outdated assumption that food was the primary expense for most American households. For decades now, shelter has been the larger expense, but the federal poverty limit has still been determined based on the prices of food commodities.

Because food prices have recently gone up, the federal poverty line has gone up significantly as well. This means if you were previously slightly over the income limit to qualify for public assistance such as food stamps or medicaid, you likely qualify now. I'd like to encourage everyone who thinks they might qualify to apply for these programs. The qualification cutoffs are still absurdly low, so please be assured that if you qualify for assistance, you're not taking something you don't need or deserve.

Please reblog this if you think your followers will find it useful. I haven't seen anyone talking about this, it's just something I noticed recently, so I want the info to become more public to help people who might be struggling.

[dekkenminus]