vickyvale

[hydro-homies]

The image of this historical moment is haunting me

[testosterowned]

here’s how bernie can still win

[seventhstar]

im not saying rochester is the worst but

[thealfaguy]

[11thsense]

When u holding a baby and they lay their head on you>

[mysticmoonhigh-deactivated20211]

So I was talking to a boy today and called him “dude” and he goes, “Hey, I’m not your dude. I want to go by bro.” And the very first thing that popped into my head was ‘wow, he has preferred bronouns’.

[kiriamaya]

omg

[latenights]

I like hearing “I want you to come” instead of “you can come if you want”

[demisatyr]

my nasty ass was confused bc i thought this was about busting a nut

[cher-la-vie]

[boudhabar]

[bakwaaas]

there is so much love in friendship, people forget that

[onlytwitterpics]

[jawbone-the-tenth]

[teenagerposts]

me looking through all of my food transactions on my bank statement

[fuckyeahasexual]

Hey aces ! Yall ever just exist as yourself just to flex on Sigmund freud ?

[arandomthot]

Got to make up for lost time after not being angry enough earlier

[mysimpsonsblogisgreaterthanyours]

[pokemonpika77]

Guys, this is season ONE of the Simpsons.

[slavery]

[sonypraystation]

is it beef?

[charlesoberonn]

We were so worried about the robots waging war on us, we didn’t even consider them waging war on each other.

[0chazuke]

[iamnmbr3]

When you’re writing and you can clearly see in your mind the exact expression a character is wearing or hear the exact nonverbal sound they are making, but completely fail at coming up with a way to explain it.

[bookwisebriggy]

And he was smiling very smiley-like, you know, like a smile except even more smiley.