ready to die constantly, as in, a lot of us are suicidal
dual-wielding weapons, usually swords
vanilla & chocolate swirl ice cream
constantly getting erased from existence (inconvenient!!11!!1!!!)
sfiegdjigsoekgsdigrs GIRLS??? ARE SO??? GREAT???
carrying around a “love resume” detailing your romantic/sexual history to “prove” our bisexuality
getting asked to threesomes and denying them
liking cats and dogs, hyenas too
yelled at by both straight/hetero people and gay/lesbian people
doing our best to support other bisexuals and other people in general
squished between the “G” and “T” in the acronym, so sometimes we’re forgotten
CONSTANT EXISTENTIAL DREAD
dating men and women (trans or cis) but not at the same time
being the “older bro” to aces
crushing on both lead roles
still liking “dead” memes after their expiration date
joking about our sexuality in an attempt to mask the pain of being misunderstood
wanting to make people laugh because smiles are lovely and laughter is music
puns. so many puns. bisexuals are the pun masters. we surpass even dad’s in our humor.
OSDIUTEKSRFIG GUYS??? ARE??? AMAZING???
people thinking we’re easy/will fuck anyone
making overly-sexual jokes sometimes even though we’re not that hyper sexual
“I like this girl/guy, I must really just be straight/gay/lesbian”
lonely void of being single aka bi-yourself
looking into the camera like Jim from The Office
accused of cheating/being unfaithful/being greedy
called transphobic if we don’t ID as pan
confused, but not about our sexuality
Feel free to add, fellow bis