Victoria Q. Nerdballs

she/her

[victoria-q-nerdballs]

I’m late to the party, has anyone made a Goncharov poster that would be interesting to cross-stitch in my usual style

[mastersofthe80s]

David Cronenberg and Clive Barker

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

Who are the dudes holding them?

[cipheramnesia]

Stephen King and Jerry Seinfeld

[victoria-q-nerdballs]

Fun fact, did you know I sell miniature cross stitch patterns on etsy?

[runwithskizzers]

just incredible work from @staff happening rn

i'm never leaving this site

[todays-pokemon]

679. You know the rumor that FROZEN’s title was meant to bump all the search results about Walt Disney’s cryogenically frozen head?  Sometimes I wonder if Pokémon Sword and Shield got called that so people would stop making fun of honedge so much. Anyway, he’s a dumb ghost sword 

[victoria-q-nerdballs]

part of the reason i’m back on tumblr is because it feels like a better place to post these kinds of dumb single-subject joke series again

[victoria-q-nerdballs]

it’s weird to be back on tumblr?? feels like an old shitposting friend

[st-pam]

[inkandcayenne]

@definitionsfading

[judevic]

i want to be given verbal encouragement by a dog who speaks in a deep otherworldly voice 

[bassiter]

steph

stephanie

jeff

jeffanie

[lorde-of-the-things]

tim

timothy

jim

jimothy

[samoorex]

nick

nicholas

rick

richolas

[bassiter]

harry 

harold

larry

larold

[egberts]

Zack zackary Jack jackary

[persnickityslumps]

Jon Jonathan Ron Ronathan

[lizziebug]

Greg

Gregory

Craig 

Craigory

[tacomel420]

ben benjamin gwen gwenjamin

[fuckthesheriff-panda]

Phil Phillip Jill Jillip

[romeo728]

Frank Francis

Hank Hancis

[killitwithzombies]

Ed

Edward

Ned

Nedward

[fuocogo]

Dan

Daniel

Stan

Staniel

[bear-maximum-deactivated2021090]

Meg

Margaret

Greg

Grargaret

[alienoakley]

Carry

Caroline

Gary

Garoline

[lonelymentality]

Al

Alphonse

Val

Valphonse

[frickmyrick-deactivated20170811]

kay kaitlyn jay jaitlyn

[spitblaze]

Lilly

Lillian

Billy

Billian

[theinfiniteofthought]

Joey

Joseph

Zoe

Zoseph

[400-bones]

Vicky

Victoria

Nicky

Nictoria

[dcnkey]

Ally

Allison

Sally

Sallison

[biscuitpotato]

getting trained at a new job

vs

having worked there for years

[gddr6]

[takes a single step out of bed after 8 hours of sleep]

[thenatsdorf]

View this post on Instagram

“Whatcha makin’ ?”

[foxy-mulder-deactivated20190929]

this is gay culture

[victoria-q-nerdballs]

i have and shall your been always be friend

[drawsshits-inactive]

DA:I and DA2 are just $5 on Origin right now

though I would suggest getting the GOTY eidtion for DA:I that includes all the DLCs for $20

[aimeric-lives]

guys this is your chance

[amortentiafashion]

I loved my grandmother’s earrings, but whenever I wore them after she died, they would give me a sharp pinch if I let my table manners slip, just like she would when I was little.

(Sources: Facraftstore on Etsy)

[jadziadaxers-deactivated2017102]

[eelpatrickharris-deactivated202]

Dream Daddy + text posts [6/?] - The Onion Headlines edition, pt. 2