I am the architect of my own destruction.

Dan. Obsessed with games, tattoos, cats, space, ambiance, forests, psychology and books.

[shitfestcomic]

#135

[all-i-ever-wanted-dear]

I read this comic 2 days ago and I’m STILL laughing at it

[eridanou]

It keeps coming back and I love it

[victory-not-vengeance]

Got a mega nugget from #mcdonalds - All hail to King nugget 👑

[victory-not-vengeance]

What a good delivery day. I get a #switch and Aly gets a toaster.

[spookytosh]

Nintendo: “To avoid the possibility of accidental ingestion, keep the game card away from young children. A bittering agent (Denatonium Benzoate) has also been applied to the game card.”

Everyone:

[shadowcat]

[dontbotherfiguringitout]

Yo what happened to my mcdonalds receipt

[dontbotherfiguringitout]

EGG!MCMUGGIO!!!!!!!!!Go!

[pipopipopa]

[long-tan-and-waluigi]

You know when that WAHline BLING

You know that can mean WAHn thing.

[officialinternet]

[victory-not-vengeance]

Caught her mid-clean so she struck a pose #workit #catsofinstagram #cats #slay

[liamdickinson-deactivated201803]

When you need to heal, but the enemies are mercyless

[victory-not-vengeance]

#dungeonsanddragons day yoooo

[victory-not-vengeance]

The perfect game For when you've got a rag tag group of friends, and you want to fuck them over in the harshest way. #explodingkittens #implodingkittens

[thisisntmycat]

[caringintensely]

Nurse Floofypants is our most requested OR nurse. She just puts the patients at ease somehow.

[victory-not-vengeance]

Well that's a wrap guys. Nintendo was the only one left and now they've fallen too. Ah well, can't wait to buy Rupee booster packs to get in game hairstyles. #rip #nintendo

[victory-not-vengeance]

If there was ever a card for me, it would be this one 😂❤ @alymholt

[jontronshat-deactivated20150806]

4 word horror story

“I heard my wife knock on the bathroom door, but then I remembered…. our bathroom doesn’t have a door”

[imhangingwhataboutyou]

I’m sorry, but the confusion of why your bathroom doesn’t have a door far outweighs any feelings of horror this might evoke.

[jontronshat-deactivated20150806]

can’t afford door.. the horror here is the realities of life

[pajamazam]

So what fuck was your wife knocking on

[jontronshat-deactivated20150806]

this dick

[mitochondrionion]

It’s not even 4 words???