Words are weapons.

[vicxhummel-smythe]

mustang-risa‌:

“you and me both.”

“I watch way too much news, to think that anyone is decent anymore.”

[vicxhummel-smythe]

“I really don’t understand some people.”

[sam--evans]

So I’m sitting in my living room, no television, no music, just eating in silence, but then I hear a voice that scared the crap out of me, and it just so happen to be Alexa. I hate when she just randomly talks out of nowhere. It’s creepy. Anyone else had that happen to them with her?

[vicxhummel-smythe]

“I refuse to buy one, you will start getting notifications and suggestions of purchases if you talk around it about certain things.”

[vicxhummel-smythe]

xavierhummel-smythe‌:

“Why’d you have to ruin my fun Vic, Urgh this is why I don’t come tell you anything. I only came to you tonight is because I needed money”.

“Well, sorrry that I give a flying fuck about my little brother and what he does. Be responsible. And don’t tell me you dont come to me because I am a snitch. You could give two shits less about how I feel.”

[vicxhummel-smythe]

xavierhummel-smythe‌:

“And what you going to call him over? Because he sure as hell doesn’t need to know. Come on vic don’t call pops”.

“Just tell him what you just asked me for and why. He is our dad. he does deserve to know his minor child is taking drugs. Seem afraid that I will.”

[vicxhummel-smythe]

xavierhummel-smythe‌:

“I’ve been doing them for a while. Well good thing I came compared, good thing you can’t stop me anyway”.

“I cna’t, but pops can. So that will be a fun time.”

[roderickjmeeks]

vicxhummel-smythe‌:

“Nah, you’re going to be too busy being the evil villian’s side kick.”

“I am not side-kick material. I’m too awesome.”

[vicxhummel-smythe]

“That is a good enough point, but I forgive you for your awesomeness.”

[roderickjmeeks]

vicxhummel-smythe‌:

“I don’t have the petite frame to be the princess nor the muscles for prince charming, so I was destined to be the villain.”

“You do have the right look for the villain. So that makes me the princess right?”

[vicxhummel-smythe]

“Nah, you’re going to be too busy being the evil villian’s side kick.”

[vicxhummel-smythe]

xavierhummel-smythe‌:

“Because I’m your favourite sibling? And they don’t need to know, you know they’ll be when the find out. Please Vic can’t you do me this one favour this time?

“Yeah well dont do drugs and they wont have to hear about it, sounds about right. Im not loaning you money for drugs.”

[vicxhummel-smythe]

xavierhummel-smythe‌:

“I’m not in trouble not yet anyway, but if dad’s finds out I will be. Fine if I tell you you can’t tell dad’s especially pops. I need 40 bucks so I can buy drugs, that’s where I’m going after I’m done here.”

“Haha, that’s cute,” he said thinking his brother was joking. Looking at him he shook his head, “Why the hell do you think one I wouldn’t tell pops and two I would give you money for drugs?”

[vicxhummel-smythe]

sydxsmummel‌:

“That’s evil. This is why you’re going to be an evil villain someday, Victor. I’m so proud.”

“I don’t have the petite frame to be the princess nor the muscles for prince charming, so I was destined to be the villain.”

[vicxhummel-smythe]

sydxsmummel‌:

“So what I’m hearing is we need to count on Xavier messing up the birth control thing and gives them their first hit, so they’ll stay off us for a while.”

“We could find his condom stash and poke holes in them.”

[bcxw]

“ I can’t tell you’ll go off and tell dads for sure, I just need to borrow it until they give my allowance again. You’ll probably freak out anyway, and I don’t need that right now” 

[vicxhummel-smythe]

“I have to at least have some reason to hand over some unknown amount of money to you before I will. Plus, how much money are we even talking? are you in some sort of trouble, Xav?”

[vicxhummel-smythe]

sydxsmummel‌:

“The brain that you can pass onto your children. And you’re the oldest so you have to worry about it first.”

“That’s ageist. You’re a woman, you have better skills at popping kids out. So, you give them that good old maternal instinct. And that’s sexist.”

[bcxw]

“Hell no, can’t be asked and in meeting someone soon anyway” he says with a shrug of the shoulder, “I actually came here to ask to borrow some money, can’t really turn to dads”

[vicxhummel-smythe]

“Then what the hell was the point/ What do you need to borrow money for exactly? Better be good to have you turning to me.”

[vicxhummel-smythe]

sydxsmummel‌:

“What tactic, and you should start looking for a lady or gentleman friend, Vic, you’re not getting any younger and dads will want grandchildren someday.”

“They picked me for the brain, you and Xavier can give them cute cubby cheeked cherubs.”

[vicxhummel-smythe]

sydxsmummel‌:

“Awww is Lil’ Viccy out there trying to get him a girlfriend?”

“Cute, Syd,” he moved a hand into his hair and sighed a bit as he continued, “Psychology professor is requiring we try this tactic on people we’ve never met before. I suppose he doens’t realize that means interacting socially.”