The Faceless Old Woman Who Lives in Your Home

watching. waiting. making sure that you charge your phone. Now the official emotional support blog for episode 25, "One Year Later"

[videokilledtheradiohost]

Be me, trying desperately to escape tumblr but y'all weirdos (affectionate) keep reblogging my ancient wtnv shitposts

[videokilledtheradiohost]

The whole Hazbin fandom crying out, trying to figure out who to blame for Alastor's fuck ass bob

While us real ones know exactly who's to blame. We all know what villain (and of course he would be in hell these days. It's where he belongs) is responsible for willfully and intentionally committing crimes against nature by destroying perfect hair. We know what barbarous barber's feet to lay this tragedy at. This is far from his first offense.

We know. We remember. We will neither forgive, nor forget.

Will we, Telly the Barber?

[videokilledtheradiohost]

babe, are you okay? You're replaying minutes 14:52 to 16:41 of Welcome to Night Vale, Year One, episode 25 on repeat over and over until you literally cry again

[videokilledtheradiohost]

Cecil and Carlos playing Mario Kart together and Carlos getting saltier and saltier as Cecil obliviously smokes him while saying "am I doing this right, babe? I've never played this before"

[videokilledtheradiohost]

Cecil: I love you, babe.

Carlos: I love you too, sweetie.

Cecil: My little tortoise.

Carlos: My honey-voiced honey.

Cecil: My little panda bear.

Carlos, panicking: My, uh...Manhattan Project.

Cecil:

Carlos: I-

Cecil, genuinely touched: oh my god that's the nicest thing that anyone's ever said to me-

[videokilledtheradiohost]

Is there, like, a support group or something for people who just listened to One Year Later for the first time? Because I've been crying over it for like 24 straight hours

[wholesome-dragon-lady]

Oh my goodness WE NEED ONE I hope you’re doing okay!!!

[videokilledtheradiohost]

It is only through the love and support of you, my fellow sufferers, that I have found the strength to go on.

[perfect-cecilos]

if carlos dave robles the scientist has a million defenders, then i am one of them. if he has ten defenders, then i am one of them. if he has only one defender then that is me. if carlos dave robles the scientist has no one defending him, then that means i am no longer on earth. if the world hates carlos dave robles the scientist, then i am against the world.

[videokilledtheradiohost]

Is there, like, a support group or something for people who just listened to One Year Later for the first time? Because I've been crying over it for like 24 straight hours

[bamfwizard]

so apparently I've never had an original experience and life is a repetitive simulation bc this is me rn

[videokilledtheradiohost]

At least the repetitive simulation that is life lets us experience our unoriginal experiences together, because I am so grateful to know that I am not sad about this particular thing, at this particular time, alone.

[videokilledtheradiohost]

Is there, like, a support group or something for people who just listened to One Year Later for the first time? Because I've been crying over it for like 24 straight hours