Let's Dance with the Elephants.. @viennaapples - Tumblr Blog

Cats are extraordinarily strong climbers. But it’s not all about the claws. Cats actually have naturally strong paws and limbs. Zoologists have done tests where cats with trimmed claws could actually climb faster than an average human male up vertical surfaces ranging from tree bark to tempered glass. Just another reason to love your cat!

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It's October and you know what that means!

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HAPPY HALLOWEEN EVERYONE! 🎃💀🦇

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“Oh my twitchy, witchy girl. I think you are so nice. I give you bowls of porridge. I give you bowls of ice… cream. I give you lots of kisses. I give you lots of hugs. But I never give you sandwiches with grease and worms and mung… beans.”

CORALINE 2009, dir. Henry Selick.

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employers are like “we have hired exactly enough people for our business to function as long as everyone works perfectly and nobody takes a day off. if our employees are having trouble that’s a them problem.”

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businesses post the 2k8 recession are like “actually we hired 60% of the people we need to function because we realized we could just work the employees harder and let the customers yell at them and no one remembers how it was before!”

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90′s Childhood ✧☆.*･｡

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Glad to see my lifelong disinterest in golf is paying off

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let me tell you about golf

i grew up in a little desert valley called Tucson, Arizona, where it only rains 2 inches a year on average. the majority of the city’s water is pumped from an underground aquifer, which took millions of years to fill. one of the biggest conservation efforts in our city was for water, naturally, and i spent a lot of time learning about low flow toilets and 5 minute showers. i learned that filling your sink basin and washing your dishes in that water is less costly than running the tap. i learned that it only takes 2 days without water on the desert for someone to die

the city was sinking as the aquifer drained. neighborhoods fell into flood zones that didnt exist 10 years ago

there’s a road called Golf Links in the city and it is lined with golf courses. miles of green grass where grass doesn’t grow, in a valley where it doesn’t rain. why? because the rich white retirees who moved there to stop the aching in their joints decided they should also get to play golf. meanwhile our public schools taught small children like me that taking long showers would kill the world

let the golf industry burn