What The Fuck?

Hi, I'm Satan. I'll eat your first born child.

[alphalewolf]

[ofhiredguns-blog]

viggoblaze

“Sometimes, your eyes look even brighter than the stars.”

[viggoblaze]

“Aw, thank you, Hubble Bubble.” 

[xapollyonx-blog]

viggoblaze

[xapollyonx-blog]

He’s splattered in blood.  Michael knows he doesn’t have  to give you a reason. But he  will anyway.      “It was an accident.”  No it wasn’t. 

[viggoblaze]

He gazed at the boy with a stern expression. The disapproval was evident in his face. Viggo knew it was no 'accident', but for humors' sake, he was going to let him explain himself. 

"Accident? Okay... What caused this accident?" 

[ofhiredguns-blog]

viggoblaze

[viggoblaze]

[viggoblaze]

It's late at night and I'm watching you sleep. Your purring is adorable.

[ofhiredguns-blog]

  "Then I think I should be honest and say that I wasn’t originally thinking about those cheesy, buttery, delicious sandwiches. I was definitely thinking about something that you’re excellent at.”

[viggoblaze]

"Yeah, I figured you were. Can't say I blame you, though. I am the best. I can feel my ego growing." 

[ofhiredguns-blog]

"Hm, I think you know exactly what I mean. I’m obviously talking about how good you are at making those grilled cheese sandwiches."

[viggoblaze]

"Well then. Now I feel like a pervert, because I definitely did not have grilled cheese sandwiches on my mind..." 

[ofhiredguns-blog]

"I think there’s something else that you do best, too, hubbles."

[viggoblaze]

"Oh? And what might that be?" 

[ofhiredguns-blog]

"You should stop it with that smirk of yours. You’re making my heart melt. Again."

[viggoblaze]

"Aw, husband. But making your heart melt is what I do best."

[ofhiredguns-blog]

viggoblaze

"Hey there, stranger."

[viggoblaze]

"Well hey to you, too, stranger."