Vigilante Central

For Those Who Aren't Heroes But Aren't Villains Either (Yes We Can Mess With Both) [He/Him]

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And now to show you the meaning of 'true neutral'! Remember, the most important rule in messing with people's plans is to have fun!

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VIGILANT PSA:

DO NOT WEAR YOUR BINDER FOR MORE THAN EIGHT HOURS. ESPECIALLY ON DAYS WITH HEAVY PHYSICAL ACTION . PLEASE JUST DON'T.

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I found a map that glows and makes little smoke clouds that look a bit like skulls

Who wants to go on a treasure hunt ?

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GIVE ME YOUR MAP

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It promises me gold and riches beyond my wildest imaginations while glowing eerily red but sure you can see the map.

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I found a map that glows and makes little smoke clouds that look a bit like skulls

Who wants to go on a treasure hunt ?

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Who else cried while watching Nimona?

It. It wasn't just me right?

Right?

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Nope.

Im willing to admit that I was sobbing for a lot of that movie, actually.

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Hazard, can you dance?

Am I capable of it?

Yes

Do I like to do it?

Not particularly

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Hello… dad

Hazard?

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That wasn't me, actually.

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Wait, WHAT?

Who else sees me as a father figure?

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Maybe someone did that to you as an indirect way of making fun of me for accidentally calling you dad.

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Ah, geez… that’s a possibility I didn’t even think about.

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It was the first that came to my mind 👍

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Hello… dad

Hazard?

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That wasn't me, actually.

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Wait, WHAT?

Who else sees me as a father figure?

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Maybe someone did that to you as an indirect way of making fun of me for accidentally calling you dad.

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Hello… dad

Hazard?

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That wasn't me, actually.

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*starts a fire in your backyard* 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

I don't??? Have a backyard?

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You're my best friend c:

The feeling isn't mutual

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WELL MY TWO BEST FRIENDS ARE YOU AND YOU!

Do. Do you mean Me and Hazard?

Or are you saying that because I said my best friends are Fraud and Theft?

Because I'm not your friend as far as I know.

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ESPLOSION

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WHYYY

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Virus as a fellow cool teen I am very concerned how do you live without a responsible adult????!

I'm??? 17??? I can live alone???

If you're wondering how I support myself: theft and fraud are my two best friends.

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HAZARD, HAZARD GUESS WHAT?

WHAT?

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Virus where are your parents

1. Dead by my own actions

2. Left them behind a while ago

3. Not my parent in my universe

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Hazard change your Tumblr password before the other you does, TRULY BECOME THE ONE AND ONELY

That's rude and also I don't want to because my password is easy to remember.

Also you spelt only wrong.