Grim reaper is coming for the orange felon ... soon I've read from doctors in the know.
Funny joke below that I reworked
Scene
Trump meets devil in hell.
Devil: hello Donald, we've been waiting for you down here but there's a problem, were running out of space so we'll have to release one to get u in.
Trump: uh, ok
Devil: so pick one of 3 doors and i'll let u decide since you were so monumentally bad you get dibs to take their place
Trump opens door one: there is Jeffrey Epstein frozen in a block of ice that burns.
Trump: hell no
Opens door 2: there is Nixon hauling rocks up a mountain like sysiphus.
Trump: no. Next
Door 3: there's Bill Clinton strapped to a bed getting blown by Monica Lewinsky
Trump: ok i pick door 3, seems ok
Devil: Done! Ok Monica you can leave now.
Trump: what!!!




















