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Oh you, <3

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VI Note

Vile Images is under construction.

We will return new and improved, my babes. <3

-stalker

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"Rabbit." Acrylic on canvas by LegendaryLechery (for MadamVile).

Lech, as I have said before I simply cannot articulate what this means to me in simple words. Love. I love the subject. I love the composition and execution. I love you. I feel so loved. Thank you so much, my friend.

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Can I barrow a cup of electricity?

DoD

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Lech: I love painting on canvas.

Vile: I know! It's like canvas is made for paint.

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Soul Flower

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I can't deal with the really terrible emotional traumas of my life until Davey Havok writes a song about it. The really sad part is, though, he keeps up really well with them.

Madam Vile

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Problems are just the world telling you that it's going to try to piss you off during your journey through life.

-LegendaryLechery

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Pin-up 2 by: LegendaryLechery

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Free Commissions

LegendaryLechery and Madam Vile will be doing free commissions until we are tired of it. _______________________________________________ LegendaryLechery I, LegendaryLechery, will be doing free sketch or line art pin-up commissions. All I need is a reference picture of the character, or a brief description of what you want. (ex: Sexy nurse with an old nurse uniform.) To protect myself there will be no nudity on any of these commissions, though I can make it as suggestive as you want it. Also I can do props, but there will be no backgrounds unless you are special and just happen to get one. Limitations I will not do any SPG or Steam powered Giraffe commissions. I am not going to go into explaining why but I don't like them. I know they are lovely people, but it's just my opinion. That does not mean that I won't do Steam punk pin-ups though. I will not draw buff men in skimpy outfits or disturbingly proportioned people. It's awkward. I will draw women and twinks though. Maximum of two pin-ups per-commission. I prefer just one but two is okay if they both have references or themes. ______________________________________________ Madam Vile Madam Vile will also be giving free commissions of anything but again to protect herself no vulgar nudity. Unlike me she will do SPG fan art if that's what you want. Maximum of two pin-ups per-commission. Sketch or ink. Please ask her to draw a buff man in skimpy girly clothing. It would make my day. -Lech

  Please go to our Deviantart: http://vileimages.deviantart.com/ and comment on our Journal: http://vileimages.deviantart.com/journal/Free-Commissions-391038095 for a commission.

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Vile Images has a meeting...sort of.

It wasn't an official meeting, and some of the cast was missing, but the results are pretty parallel to what happens when we do have business meetings. The result of this one is as follows.

If Riska and Queen Howeller had a child, it would be half retarded, have long blonde locks and large breasts (regardless of gender).

If Vile and DoD had a child, that child would resemble a mandrake root (think Harry Potter) with an afro so large and dense you could assault someone with it.

Zombie is the Zombie Madonna. A large in number but very small in stature zombie hoard will one day erupt from her neither parts. She is the Hoard Mother.

We have decided these things, said them out load, so they're cannon.

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Breaking Zombie is easy.

*In trying to make Zombie feel better after rough news, this is what happened.*

Vile: Here's pictures of mostly naked David Michael Bennett, in the fetal position.

Zombie: Yes.

Vile: Cause you're German, I know.

Riska: Oh, good, you know! She just said that like five minutes ago, but you're like "You're German, I know it! I just have this feeling."

Vile: No, no, I meant that because she's German she likes her men in the fetal position.

*Zombie laughes*

Vile: In fact, that's how you know your men want the sex in Germany, right?

*Zombies dies once again.*

Riska: Oh, he's in the fetal position, better go take care of that.

Author's note: Zombie died again at the reading of this post. And Riska vows never to go into the fetal position in Germany.

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*In discussing putting up a video dating application to David Michael Bennett, specifically, Riska threatening him with food.*

Vile: You can't make him fat, he has degenerative disk disease. You'll make him fat and he'll just snap in half.

Riska: *thoughtfully* so foods with a lot of calcium. Creams and milk.

Zombie: I don't think he likes milk.

Riska: Well I can handle that, she doesn't like milk.

Vile: No, he's particular, he only eat organic.

Riska: All food is organic. It all comes from the ground. *throws hands up* It's not paper mache!

(Zombie dies.... literally, on the floor holding her sides.)

Vile: That's not.... and you've killed Zombie.

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Stickers....

Vile: *eating apple while listening to Riska, suddenly looks down* Ahhhh. :(

Riska: What?

Zombie: What?

Vile: I ate part of the sticker......

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RBJ-BJ

Vile: *points at picture of Robert Downey Jr.* Look that man in the eye and tell him he's old!

Riska: But I thought it was rude to speak with my mouth full?

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Steam Powered Noodles.

Riska: How do you like the big noodles?

Vile: They're good. Keep getting stuck on my tongue, though.

Riska: ....How?

Vile: Well they flatten out and then there's this weird suction and it makes it awkward.

Zombie: Wait, you're talking about noodles, right?

Vile: No, I'm talking about SPG.

Riska: I wouldn't mind them getting stuck on my tongue.

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The pen exploded on me! The ink wont come off. I'm a reverse Michael Jackson! I'm a white woman becoming a black man!

Madam Vile