Vile Jelly Radio

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A word is like a tomb heaped high over a dead warrior as a sign to some passerby in later time to stop and remark on it.

Tobin Siebers

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thinking about reviving vile jelly as a podcast!!!!!!! stay t’ndt

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Archive Fever

Relive the wild ride of Vile Jelly's 8-episode run by following the following links. Thank you for your interest!

Episode 0

Episode 1

Episode 2

Episode 3

Episode 4

Episode 5

Episode 6

Episode 7

Episode 8

Thanks for listening.

(Here is a fun new podcast you may find interesting!)

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Supper Bowl Sundae

i wish there was a baby kitten just rough housin' around in your radio studio during super bowl sunday. if you are allergic to them, then you should realize that cat allergies are fake. 

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What for, how so?

Inside the toadstool is a barstool. Have a seat. Have a baby!

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75% of episode zero won't do. I mean won't do anything. and I want it all because I'm falling in love all over again. wit u.

you're the angel inside of my firmament. sorry!

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should be in ask

what's the diff?

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I can't hear the 75% of episode zero. why not? your radio show is really good. thanks for doing it.

you're the kindest cut. is that a reference? You can't hear it because I got fat + lazy + internet. I'm trying to make a new radio show right now, so stay tuned, maybe it'll happen and you can be a guest! sorry, andrew

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What de fuck does it all mean? how do u wake up every morning? hododododde do

waking up isn't the hard part. It's staying awake that's made out of food -- lots of proteins, thankfully...praetorious cat. "Lebanese labia -- labrador laboratory. Laborious lobes. Latex Lazerbeamz"

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Vote for Presidents

A crazed midwestern businessman wants to include an archived episode of Vile Jelly on his "literary app". (Seriously.)  I'm thinking of giving him episode 3? or maybe 4? Do *you* have a favorite episode? Do *you* have better things to think about?

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Vile Jelly is closed for summer, but the Planetary Doctor is still filing his reports!

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Download Episode Eight Here

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Listen here to Episode 8! Originally bloodcaste on KCOU.fm, March 97th, 188888

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changed my mind

we're live. a turntable seems to be outta commission. RIYL: the dead kennedys, the dead milkmen, the dead zone, the dead boys, the dead flamin hot cheetos

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no vije yelly toni

no vile jelly tonight because the childhood obesity epidemic is out of hand, it's an all hands on deck situation, only you can fight childhood obesity, childhood obesity is a forest fire raging through today's childhoods, I simply cannot spare two hours of my sunday evening spinning the hottest platters from the seventies, eighties, and nineties when there are obese children lumbering through their childhoods with glucose levels roaring, insane levels of sucrose, fructose pouring out of their eyes like halogen headlamps, meanwhile I'm sitting in an office chair at the $500,000 college radio station tappin my toes to the meat puppets? jesus lizard? butthole surfers? jesus and mary chain? bauhaus? suicide? einsturzende neubauten? I don't think so. Not this time. I'm not going to let another generation of obese children pass me by. No sir. Tonight I'm the catcher in the rye, except instead of normal size-M Salinger-era children who need to be caught in the rye, I will be saving porky little porklets, fatty cutlets of youth who would otherwise congeal and slide their way into our nation's future like fudgy fishsticks etc etc; there may be no more episodes after this depending on the "economic downturn," also mitt romney has come down hard against vile jelly radio, also ross report, holy shit Perot is an anagram of Report, but with an extra R, Weather Perrot, Road Parrot, ok gotta run  see you at the bar

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NOISY JELLY!!

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Even though we missed the show last Sunday, we've still got a dispatch from the Planetary Doctor to get you through the week. Lots of important info on the new moon, the old moon, and the good doctor even threw a few songs into the mix. Enjoy, and see you Sunday...