the statue in the bottom right is Le gΓ©nie du mal, carved by guillame geefs to replace a different lucifer (known as either Le gΓ©nie du mal or Lβange du mal) carved by his younger brother. why did joseph geefsβ lucifer get removed from the cathedral? it was too sexy. the statue was too sexy by far.
st. paulβs cathedral in liΓ©ge went from one lucifer, whom they called βtoo sublimeβ and removed because he was distracting βpretty penitent girls,β to another lucifer, who theyβve left there for 170 years even though heβs so hot that satanists visit the cathedral to meditate in the presence of this Most Sexy Of Lucifers
hereβs how i imagine that went down.
liege cathedral: hmm. you know what we need? a nice satan for our church. letβs ask joey geefs
joseph geefs: sculpts this
liege cathedral: no!! too hot!! now we all want to fuck lucifer! we need a different satan. letβs askβ¦ the sexy lucifer sculptorβs BROTHER. yes. willy geefs is older so he definitely doesnβt want to fuck lucifer
guillaume geefs, who DOES want to fuck lucifer, and the only sign of his being older than his brother is that the lucifer he wants to fuck is somewhat older: sculpts this
liege cathedral: shit. well we donβt have any more money for lucifers so i guess weβll keep this sexy lucifer
mlm, straight girls, and satanists in the vicinity of liege: NICE
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