[villagesmartass]

Nxt up is my dojo

[villagesmartass]

[villagesmartass]

why can’t I stop thrifting buying clothes and I have to go through my masochistic hour long humiliation ritual before feeling ok enough for leaving the house even for a quick errand but some days are nice and allow me to forgo the system entirely

[villagesmartass]

The more i buy the less i have

[villagesmartass]

Ooh wow

[villagesmartass]

trying to get into bulking and upping my protein while being allergic to dairy. 😍

[pmamtraveller]

Nun in red heels from Readers Digest magazine, c. 1967

[villagesmartass]

my little coworker told me I look like Cher but with different coloring the other day. Yesterday a woman tapped my chin and told me I look like nicky Hilton and her sister said I was actually much prettier and that Nicky was ugly. A few weeks ago a table told me I look just like a local girl named Snow White. I found her on Facebook she’s real

[villagesmartass]

I have a hair appointment today and I’m very excited. Right now my hair is dark blonde with like warm gingery strawberry tones but I’m very cool toned so I’ll get it more cool but I’m curious about the length I should do. My hair currently reaches my lower back. Should I do sexy shoulder length vibes? Keep the length? Somewhere in between? Or straight up short ass bob

[villagesmartass]

I kind of hate drawstrings on pants

[villagesmartass]

trying to give off good sport vibes 🧍‍♀️

[altcomics]

[villagesmartass]

I’ve read 11 novels in the past 2 months

[villagesmartass]

I want to be watching the Katy Perry or Justin Bieber documentary in an airport

[villagesmartass]

stupid carrot

[villagesmartass]

ok so my ex texted right nothing frivolous strictly business but then that finished and I got curious and tried to be nosy for a few minutes In a really controlled way but it didn’t work and now he wants to SCHEDULE a FaceTIME CALL. NO I fucked this

[villagesmartass]

I don’t have many bad feelings anymore like I did when I first got my therapist so now I pretty much pay someone to listen to me yap about fuck all. Is that ok?