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[villainous-thing]

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[whitepeopletwitter]

[imaplatypus-art]

A good boy taking a well deserved nap

[witchofthegermanforest]

A napping Platypus?

[therealslimshady]

[witchofthegermanforest]

PERRY THE NAPPING PLATYPUS!

[djpaulyd]

having a family youtube channel should automatically flag you to CPS

[whitepeopletwitter]

[mendelssohn-kin]

[mega-taiga]

[milfkarlmarx-deactivated2021081]

playing dnd with my dads cishet friends blows because theyre way too into combat mechanics and dont understand that youre supposed to be having fun but on the other hand i play giant nonbinary firbolg necromancer named pickles mcburgersson who has orange hair and keeps resurrecting the enemies we kill and then gives them therapy and its baffling to all of these forty something men who have never actually had fun playing dnd

[milfkarlmarx-deactivated2021081]

two human fighters, one elf wizard and a dwarf cleric (all white with names like eric von broghson and all of their backstories include dead daughters and a dragon) and pickles mcburgersson the bighuge nonbinary necromancer and their seven undead orcs dealing with childhood trauma having a party discussion

[whitepeopletwitter]

[figofswords]

weary and wary are not the same word and have very different meanings and if i see one more person use wearily when they mean warily I’m gonna combust

[figofswords]

weary: tired, worn-out, beaten down, exhausted, in need of rest. they were weary after their long journey. wearily, she sat down on the couch and kicked off her shoes. he had grown weary of this conversation.

wary: guarded, cautious, on-edge, careful. they were wary of the approaching stranger. warily, she poked at the dark shape in the corner of her room. he paused, wary, but nodded anyway.

[luxwing]

[figofswords]

thank you for this reply you get the funny crown today with bonus points for accuracy

[liquidstar]

theres a hole in the wall in my brothers’ room because they were fighting (for fun not anger) in there once and one of them knocked the other into the wall so hard his head made that hole, so they put two small skeletons in there for decoration

[liquidstar]

they tapped up the “décor” sign up because according to them the skeleton is named décor and the one underneath him is his husband. also worth noting that they found 2 dollars in there the other day

[liquidstar]

FVGBH;SXDCFVGNJNFKLEOI45UT6Y

[newkidsonmycock11]

[starrybyte]

team rocket when the true plans of the big bads they work with during the movies are revealed

[thebootydiaries]

[alexisthenedd]

This white boy came over a month ago and asked why my pillow was shiny. I told him it was satin, because I need a satin case to maintain my natural hairstyle overnight.

This past weekend I stayed over at his house after a party because it was too late to go back to Manhattan, and when I got in bed I noticed that one of his pillowcases was satin.

I asked him why a white, nearly bald man needed a satin pillowcase and he said he bought it for me, in case I needed to sleep over sometime. He didn’t want me to ruin my hair on cotton.

I kissed the ever-loving shit out of him.

That’s how you show a brown girl you care.

[alexisthenedd]

Update: he’s my boyfriend. our 1 year anniversary is coming up next month.

[alexisthenedd]

New Update: We had our two year anniversary on August 9th.

We also have moved in together.

As we went through his stuff for the move, we found the last of those pillowcases he bought for me in 2015.

I sleep on it every night.

[alexisthenedd]

THREE YEARS AS OF LAST THURSDAY

[peachykopii]

Awww

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

Lmao @ all the people saying “there can’t be 14 days of paid sick leave in the US because small businesses will suffer and the economy will fail!” you are aware there are countries that normally have paid sick leave that are doing fine right ? Like how much fucking Reaganite brainwashing does one need to think basic care for workers will crash the economy. Death to America

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

The world if Reagan’s assassination was successful

[lordachoo]

If the civilization we've built is so fragile and cruel that basic kindness and understanding would destroy it, then it deserves to fall.

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

Damn ok that’s deep my post is 10x better now

[valtsv]

obsessed with those stone stairs and archways in the middle of the woods that remain standing after the rest of the building has fallen to ruin

[valtsv]

portals

[dongcroncher]

Don’t walk up the stairs

[valtsv]

if i want to get abducted by the fae that’s MY choice and you can’t stop me