villiageidiot

oh good gravy

[villiageidiot]

green cards & red flags

Shane/Ilya | 6.3k words

Thought I was done writing fanfic. Apparently nope - these two have me in a chokehold.

Shane begins his yoga breathing techniques again. He knew this interview wouldn't go well because Ilya is Ilya—a professional ragebaiter who can't even take the day off for an immigration interview—but he wasn't prepared for this level of Ilya. Like, on-the-ice-chirping-his-own-teammates, singing-Taylor-Swift-lyrics, casually-discussing-territorial-blowjobs Ilya.

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Disclaimer: this is not how immigration/permanent residency works. I know that. Please suspend your disbelief for me.

[yrsonpurpose]

In these more stoic cultures, it’s like, if I don’t know you, you’re not in. But the moment you are in, I will fucking die for you. Once Shane was in, Ilya was like, “You’re mine forever. I will do anything for you.” — Connor Storrie

[chapeldean]

1x01 vs 1x06

[gil-estel]

literally all I could think about while shane and yuna were having their Moment

[vityamins]

The face of a man who thinks he's about to hear his boyfriend explain the word fuckbuddy to his mom

[yrsonpurpose]

Not like I love you.

[gotham-snark]

[tzardomynik]

HEATED RIVALRY — EP. 1 / EP. 5

[thisfeebleheart]

Hollanov + parallels

[bleachersgirl]

the what chaos man in the crease beef is so entertaining to me

[villiageidiot]

Real hockey podcasters having meltdowns over fictional hockey podcasters is everything to me, and I hope to god they actually get those season two cameos

[hrgifs]

ilya reacting to shane's success: in private vs. in public

[sobadbad]

[ilyrozanov]

just to clarify, ilya rozanov doesn't care at all that shane hollander is dating rose landry.

[welurklate]

In a world where Scott Hunter is not an oblivious idiot (e.g. the series), he is complimenting Shane for pulling Ilya Rozanov in this scene.

[taffybees]

Clocked IMMEDIATELY

[spicyvampire]

HEATED RIVALRY (2025−) 1.01 "Rookies"

[franciswilloughby]

Me stumbling across a description of Heated Rivalry Friday morning: I don't even go here.

Me Friday night after watching the first two episodes: I just transferred.