sorry, baby.

i'm just so bored.

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[ohisms-a]

*  JOHN  MULANEY ;  THE  COMEBACK  KID.

❛  we’ve all gone too big too fast and then run out of the room.  ❜ ❛  block letters and cursive look good together!  ❜ ❛  yeah, but the past is the past.  ❜ ❛  i mean we’re all violent here, but you’re very friendly.  ❜ ❛  i don’t give off that vibe.  ❜ ❛  you could pour soup in my lap and i’ll probably apologize to you.  ❜ ❛  i’m so open and vulnerable.  ❜ ❛  i love saying “my wife”, it sounds so adult.  ❜ ❛  marriage is gonna be very magical.  ❜ ❛  ooh, who’s that fella? i bet he did kill his wife.  ❜ ❛  how could another person kill someone?  ❜ ❛  i’m not gonna do it, but i totally get it.  ❜ ❛  it’s creepy to have an ex out there after things have ended badly.  ❜ ❛  anyone who’s seen my dick and met my parents has to die.  ❜ ❛  that’s not even a situation.  ❜ ❛  hey, you seen any loose milk?  ❜ ❛  i don’t know if you can tell that from the… everything about me.  ❜ ❛  … and a hush falls over the room.  ❜ ❛  isn’t it weird how that became a scandalous thing?  ❜ ❛  it was just some boring shit i had to do on weekends.  ❜ ❛  aw, she’s ugly!  ❜ ❛  wouldn’t you give like a million dollars to see that wedding video?  ❜ ❛  ‘cause you know how you lie to your parents?  ❜ ❛  what? huh? what? when? when?  ❜ ❛  let’s see, what problems can we solve?  ❜ ❛  that’s not how you talk.  ❜ ❛  let’s change it to trick ___.  ❜ ❛  it’s like having a baby that’s also a grandma.  ❜ ❛  oh, the things i have seen, you cocksucker.  ❜ ❛  ___  is my best friend in the world, i give her a million kisses a day.  ❜ ❛  you are no longer the alpha of the house.  ❜ ❛  look upon your sovereign,  ___,  and  tremble!  ❜ ❛  it’s haunted, but it has a lovely kitchen backsplash.  ❜ ❛  i love real estate agents. i mean, they are the true heroes.  ❜ ❛  it was like hanging out with my mom.  ❜ ❛  they always have that ‘fun mom’ energy.  ❜ ❛  so, there’s no toilets.  ❜ ❛  well yeah, that’s how all of life works.  ❜ ❛  this is an on - fire garbage can.  ❜ ❛  this is an on - fire garbage can. could be a nursery.  ❜ ❛  sometimes babies will point at me, and i don’t care for that shit at all.  ❜ ❛  you’re never too young to learn our national no - snitching policy.  ❜ ❛  fell deadly silent, is what they all did.  ❜ ❛  no one wants to applaud the penis of a 32 - year old weirdo.  ❜ ❛  i had no supervision when i was a kid.  ❜ ❛  i grew up before children were special.  ❜ ❛  i’m so horny and angry all the time.  ❜ ❛  and i have no outlet for it, so…  eggs.  ❜ ❛  i think emily dickinson’s a lesbian.  ❜ ❛  you can imagine the kind of stress that i’m under.  ❜ ❛  i’m telling you three weeks in advance.  ❜ ❛  that’s exactly what you won’t ask.  ❜ ❛  and then, he ordered one black coffee for himself, and kept driving.  ❜ ❛  in retrospect, that’s the funniest thing i’ve ever seen in my life.  ❜ ❛  what do you do to afford v-necks, ___?  ❜ ❛  ah, numbers. the letters of math.  ❜ ❛  no one look at me or i’ll kill myself.  ❜ ❛  thank you, no one will ever see me again!  ❜ ❛  who could she have been talking to?  ❜ ❛  i need you to believe me.  ❜ ❛  one feels like a duck when one is splashing around in all this wet!  ❜ ❛  i think about that every goddamn day.  ❜ ❛  that’s the wonderful thing about crazy people, you know?  ❜ ❛  eat ass, suck a dick, and sell drugs.  ❜ ❛  a very upsetting thing to hear, yes?  ❜ ❛  if you eat ass and suck enough dick, one day you can sell drugs.  ❜ ❛  one black coffee. same motherfucker.  ❜ ❛  my feet were not on the ground.  ❜ ❛  he never forgets a bitch, ever.  ❜ ❛  then it is revealed that she has NO hand.  ❜ ❛  you have the moral backbone of a chocolate eclaire.  ❜

[youlooklikearealbabetoday]

–Are you afraid? –No.

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[jamsmemes]

(     *     BIRD BOX PROMPTS   !    

feel free to change pronouns / titles as needed !

❛  you must listen as closely as you can.  ❜

❛  if you hear something in the woods, you tell me.  ❜

❛  we should go feel sorry for ourselves with lunch and a bottle of wine.  ❜

❛  i know it’s hard to fall in love with someone you haven’t met yet.  ❜

❛  people have to stop being so stupid.  ❜

❛  maybe we can see better than we thought.  ❜

❛  i think it’s a huge mistake.  ❜

❛  you think everything is a huge mistake.  ❜

❛  we’re never getting out of here. no one’s coming for us.  ❜

❛  that’s something you can’t unsee.  ❜

❛  i’ve seen one. i’ve seen the truth.  ❜

❛  it shall cleanse the world! everyone must look.  ❜

❛  fuck! we’re not gonna make it.  ❜

❛  fuck that. where’s the booze?  ❜

❛  this is truly the happiest place on earth.  ❜

❛  you’re only saying that ‘cause we’re all gonna die.  ❜

❛  how did you guys get so lucky?  ❜

❛  i have a big, big, big, big, big announcement to make.  ❜

❛  here’s an argument: we’re not assholes.  ❜

❛  in the end, there are only two types of people. the assholes and the dead.  ❜

❛  i see one difference between us. i’m never wrong.  ❜

❛  here’s to hoping there is more.  ❜

❛  you do exactly what i say or you die, do you understand me?  ❜

❛  the end of the world makes us do things.  ❜

❛  it’s not the end of the world.  ❜

❛  you had a great visit. we really loved meeting you. now fuck off.  ❜

❛  every contact we had with the outside has brought us death.  ❜

❛  please don’t. please don’t hurt us. please stay away from us.  ❜

❛  what is this for if they don’t have anything to believe in?  ❜

❛  surviving is not living.  ❜

❛  they deserve dreams. they deserve love. they deserve hope.  ❜

❛  call out to me, please. where are you?  ❜

❛  i have so much i want you to see.  ❜

❛  listen for the birds.  ❜

[youlooklikearealbabetoday]

This is what you wanted.

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[ourgraciousqueen-deactivated202]

villanelle + pink

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[dontturnjustwalk]

[tarmairons]

I feel nothing. I dont feel anything. It is so boring.

[villanevest]

Killing Eve + Wikipedia pt. 1

[avkwafina]