Having a pro8lem with me, m8?

«I'm gonna get in trou8le, I wanna start a f8ght.» Alpha Serket || 6 || Occup8tion: 8itch. ((Indie rp blog for Ongoing!Sburb Vriska. No art there is mine unless stated.))

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Offline for some hours.

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doublevoid replied to your post :doublevoid started following you Second human...

woah im so happy omg. but whats a scalemate

It's a small effige of a sitting dragon, in various colors. Terezi has a lot of that, so she won't notice if I steal one.

I'm just having an hard time trying to pull the rope off it. 8luh, her knots are the WORST.

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Around a 8illion times or more? Well, I kind of guessed, winded it, to 8e honest. Like, universes sometimes just match on there, and we 8ecome a 8ig pile of alts? Something like that.

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Pro8a8ly. 8ut,yeah, I guess there’s like, a general 8ig pile of alts, though. The good ones get weeded out, however, and it 8ecomes a very small circle. So.

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Euuuuuuuugh. No, I definitely want to 8e part of the little circle of good alts. What do I have to sign to get in? It's like an exclusive clu8 or something?

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kirubill replied to your post :kirubill replied to your post “kirubill started...

YOU FOLLOW ME FIRST. I NOT GET WHY NO.

8ecause I am repressing my inner masochist self. That's why no.

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kirubill replied to your post “kirubill started following you. No.”

NO WHAT.

No in general.

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doublevoid started following you

Second human following! You get one of the scalemates I stole to Terezi. ::::)

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kirubill started following you.

No.

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8e right 8ack. Trying to clean the hive a 8it. Mom took it too far.

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At least it’s a mirror, and not a poster.

Wait, do you mean alternates? I know them. I won’t 8e surprised.

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You know? ::::? Well, that’s good. You’ve no clue how many times I’ve had to explain the whole thing to people 8efore. Gets reeeeeeeeal o8noxious.

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Around a 8illion times or more? Well, I kind of guessed, winded it, to 8e honest. Like, universes sometimes just match on there, and we 8ecome a 8ig pile of alts? Something like that.

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8raindead started following you

I didn’t knew I had a mirror, in my room!

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Not the world’s most exact mirror, 8ut congrats on your astounding discovery.

You’re gonna have a whole lot more mirrors soon enough.

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At least it's a mirror, and not a poster.

Wait, do you mean alternates? I know them. I won't 8e surprised.

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crosshairscurved started following you

You look a lot like some8ody I knew. Some8ody reeeeeeeeally clingy.

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an you remind me of someone wvho used to leawve spiders in my hivwe just to vwatch me hit my head on wvalls.

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Ooooooooh, is someone scared of spiders? Why would you? They are adora8le, and mostly do nothing, if you don't poke them. There's no need to 8e scared. ::::(

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askthepurplerogue

(=｀ω´=) < TUMBLR DOESN’T LIKE TELLING ME ABOUT NEW FOLLOWERS, BUT HELLO!!! I’M MEULIN LEIJON AND I’M TALKING TO FRIENDS INSTEAD OF GETTING READY FOR WORK. OOPS. TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELVES!!!

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Go for it!!!!!!!! Work is 8oring anyway, Tum8lr is a 8etter experience. 

A8out me? I'm Vriska, and my mom throws 8ones in my room to wake me up. I hope it's a somewhat good conversat8on starter.

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8raindead started following you

I didn't knew I had a mirror, in my room!

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whorrorterrible started following you

First human to follow me, incredi8le! Unfortunately, you don’t get a prize 8ecause I don’t have one. Unless you like 8roken horns or such.

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Consider me honored. I’d gladly accept broken horns as long as the horns were previously attached to a living thing, perhaps? Those can be all sorts of interesting. However, I won’t strip you of your broken horns. I’ll simply live with the victory of being your first “human” follower. 

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it's just my mom throwing horns of dead trolls in my room, to wake me up in the mornings. 8luh, I try to throw them 8ack at her, 8ut she's so STU88ORN. So yeah, you can have all of them, for all I care, honestly. I don't remem8er if she killed them 8efore or after eating them, uuuh...

I like my horns where they are, on my head, thank you. Who are you?

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morph1n3 started following you

I see your theme, and I like you already. ::::)

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whorrorterrible started following you

First human to follow me, incredi8le! Unfortunately, you don't get a prize 8ecause I don't have one. Unless you like 8roken horns or such.

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