Spiritvale certainly had proven exciting.
Ever since moving in to the supposedly sleepy tourist town death and destruction had been plaguing the place non-stop. Even if she couldn’t ‘see’ it per-say, she still knew shit was only a hair away from hitting the fan. But, bloodshed and tension hadn’t slowed her down in the slightest when it came to getting her latest business up and running. If anything the fact that everyone in town was stressed the fuck out only seemed to boost her business - the yoga studio was rarely empty with people desperately seeking relaxation in any way that they could.
Sunday was one of the rare days that the studio hours were cut short, mainly so she could do maintenance and have a little breathing room. The inane chatter of mortals drove her mad some days and she was hard pressed not to throw off her charm and swallow the offenders whole. Ah, but it was Sunday and she was blissfully alone, sitting in front of one of the massive floor to ceiling windows in a full-lotus position with a spread of paperwork in front of her. It was all in braille of course - really it was delightfully handy in stopping nosy customers from reading over her shoulder. The vast majority were dull tax forms or patron applications and information that needed sorting and entering in her work laptop, but there was the odd letter from old friends around the globe that still wanted to keep in touch with their favourite snake-woman.
When she heard a soft footstep from behind her she wrinkled her nose in distaste, shoving the papers off of her lap and fluidly shifting from Full Lotus into Kapotasana. Her lower legs remained flat on the floor facing forwards, but her back arched backwards until her forearms were planted on the floor behind her feet and she was staring directly at whomever had wandered into the closed studio, albeit looking at them upside-down.
“Y’know it’s really rude sneaking up on a blind woman,” she deadpanned, looking none to pleased at her unwanted guest. “And also, are you blind? Because the sign on the door says I’m closed.”
Eli had walked into the yoga studio with every intention of trying to find an instructor. The stress of her former life always lurking in the background as she tried to move on from past events, yet nothing seemed to help. And if it did, it didn’t help for long. Her eyes had easily zeroed in on who could only be the owner of said establishment. She paused for a moment, before walking forward, heels clicking with every step.
There was nothing the vampire hated more than unnecessary rudeness. “Pity then, that I didn’t see a closed sign anywhere on the door. Hm. Seems like you should really make sure something like that is actually there,” Eli snarked, not even sure that the sign hadn’t been there. Maybe a nice flashing sign would have gotten her attention and deterred her from entering- though probably not.
“And here I was hoping that you would be a semi-competent teacher. Looks like I’ll just go somewhere else for instruction. I hear that the internet is a wonderful place for something like that.” Arms folding across her chest, she let her eyes focus on the woman bent over in front of her. Head tilting slightly, her brow rose in confusion. “isn’t that uncomfortable? Surely you can’t just stay in that position forever.”