yikes

sadie. 18. ny. she/her.

[amateur]

[liberal-memes]

[strengthins0lidarity]

A billion is an inconceivable amount of money.

[trainthief]

I went to see my doctor today and the first thing she said to me was “you know you have a mullet, right?”... I do but thank you for the swift diagnosis

[trainthief]

Great news this morning I had my first appointment with my therapist since quarantine hit and he said the exact same thing in the exact same way

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

thi s one wins

[twitblr]

The memories

[olmluvr]

if you know a trans persons deadname no you dont <3

[optimisticbananaharmony-deactiv]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[tulpa2-deactivated20191122]

[fairycosmos]

i hate applying for jobs because the employers are always like: do you enjoy working in a stressful environment???? do you strive for unobtainable standards of perfection???? are you good at dealing with people that make you feel extremely uncomfortable??? do you mind losing real hours of your life in order to make minimum wage?? are you a fan of capitalism??? do you love selling your soul just so you can afford to live???

[slightmood]

my boss: *giving me critical instructions* you got that?

me: ya

me (in my mind): you make a loop de loop and pull, and your shoes are looking cool :) you go over and back, left to righ

[markv5]

День рождения сильного и независимого мужчины.

[incorrigible-ixoreus]

[toomuchperfume]

My favorite thing on Tumblr are translated Russian cats.

[myfriendscallmekazzy]

Why do Spotify friends exist? So they can see my ABHORRENT taste in music at 2am on a Tuesday? So they know I have played Party In The USA on a loop for three weeks? So they know all my faults and weaknesses? Why is this a feature.

[elliewilliams]

i stake my claim in dumb scooby doo memes

[untrustyou]

[theconcealedweapon]

[pancakeke]

so cops are dropping out because they can’t haul heavy equipment for 12 hour shifts while dealing with people screaming at them for a couple days? that’s just working retail thru the holidays baybee. no sympathy.

[redrola]

[librarycards]

[id: sign in a restaurant window. In red text, it reads “resist the urge to make it about you.”]